New Years Roast of Zelph

[Ender]

Orc got you to give a pic, what an unfair trick
I haven't seen such a shitty stitch-up since whoever fixed your hare-lip
Your striped shirt got people asking "Where's Waldo?"
Judging by the saddest table in the world, nobody ever found you though
Seriously, I wanted to threaten your loved ones with aggression
But your life's clearly already emptier than your vacant expression
I can tell Zelph is thrifty, his fashion provides the clues
Wearing his little sister's jeans and shirt, and his gramp's hairstyle and shoes
You've edited out anything that might earn battlers' curses
Being red-out hides the weak crap in your home... and reveals it in your verses