Fuckin' Millennials

Pinot Grij · 03-06-2016, 04:29 PM

Kids these days! These ingrates are so rude to their elders
Taking for granted who’s paying for your food and your shelter
Little fuckers - stop giving lip to your mother
Too busy snapchatting your pussies and dicks to eachother
When I was your age, all my friends died from smallpox
Now you cry if they spell your name wrong on your latte at Starbucks
You little ungrateful shits can stream any song that you want
But are too distracted to give up your Spotify get onto the bus
Goddamn vegan retards, you have the hardest heads
If we tried to eat gluten-free in my day we’d fucking starve to death
Any criticism is a personal attack, you cry and scream
I bought a house for the same price as your designer jeans
You hate school, it's a labor to make you read War & Peace
You make me wish I took that bullet back on the beach at Normandy

03-06-2016, 04:29 PM	#1
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195064	Fuckin' Millennials Kids these days! These ingrates are so rude to their elders Taking for granted who’s paying for your food and your shelter Little fuckers - stop giving lip to your mother Too busy snapchatting your pussies and dicks to eachother When I was your age, all my friends died from smallpox Now you cry if they spell your name wrong on your latte at Starbucks You little ungrateful shits can stream any song that you want But are too distracted to give up your Spotify get onto the bus Goddamn vegan retards, you have the hardest heads If we tried to eat gluten-free in my day we’d fucking starve to death Any criticism is a personal attack, you cry and scream I bought a house for the same price as your designer jeans You hate school, it's a labor to make you read War & Peace You make me wish I took that bullet back on the beach at Normandy __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.