Stop me........if you heard this one

Mr. J · 05-09-2013, 01:15 PM

Therapy is scaring me...the thought alone left...
gotta go...stressed, I topple whole decks
moniter my moniker before you offer your help
heated with a thermometer, a nautical belt
a knife to slice your head and leave it properly shelfed
I oughta be locked up, strapped down and kicked
like I need much room, I keep caps round to hit
I'll knock your knee caps down a tick...
have your hourly rate describing your true wages
best bet you won't make sense even with 2 faces
pardon me the garden needs tending
minds need bending as we hit another dead end
it's no crash test....dummy, its all enigma
that's why I got em backed down like a cherry picker
pick and roll you gotta man up for this defense
I fell a bit off the deep end...puffing on leaf ends...
dusting off my suit from the fall off the top
bathing in my own shit, going crazy at the aqua duct

05-09-2013, 01:15 PM	#1
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	Stop me........if you heard this one Therapy is scaring me...the thought alone left... gotta go...stressed, I topple whole decks moniter my moniker before you offer your help heated with a thermometer, a nautical belt a knife to slice your head and leave it properly shelfed I oughta be locked up, strapped down and kicked like I need much room, I keep caps round to hit I'll knock your knee caps down a tick... have your hourly rate describing your true wages best bet you won't make sense even with 2 faces pardon me the garden needs tending minds need bending as we hit another dead end it's no crash test....dummy, its all enigma that's why I got em backed down like a cherry picker pick and roll you gotta man up for this defense I fell a bit off the deep end...puffing on leaf ends... dusting off my suit from the fall off the top bathing in my own shit, going crazy at the aqua duct Last edited by Mr. J; 05-09-2013 at 09:23 PM.