I HATE YOU DUMB FUCKS BEING IGNORANT ABOUT ZELPH AND HIS CLEFT LIP

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so i did a little research to dispell a few myths around here



http://medical-dictionary.thefreedic...y.com/Hair-lip

Causes and symptoms

Cleft lips and palates not associated with a syndrome are caused by a combination of genetic and environmental factors. Inheritance caused by such a combination is called multifactorial. The embryo inherits genes that increase the risk for cleft lip and/or palate. When an embryo with such genes is exposed to certain environmental factors the embryo develops a cleft.

The risk of a baby being born with a cleft lip or palate increases with the number of affected relatives and the number of relatives that have more severe clefts.

Environmental factors that increase the risk of cleft lip and palate include cigarette and alcohol use during pregnancy. Some drugs, such as phenytoin, sodium valproate, and methotrexate, also increase the incidence of clefting. The pregnant mother's nutrition may affect the incidence of clefting as well.

Babies born with a cleft lip will be seen to have an elongated opening in the upper lip. The size of this opening may range from a small notch in the upper lip to an opening that extends into the base of the nostril. The cleft lip may be below the right or left nostril or below both nostrils.

Babies born with a cleft palate will be seen to have an opening into the roof of the mouth. The size and position of the cleft varies and it may involve only the hard palate, or only the soft palate and may occur on both sides of the center of the palate.

In some cases the cleft palate will be covered with the normal lining of the mouth and can only be felt by the examiner.

Babies with cleft lips and palates have feeding difficulties, which are more severe in babies with cleft palates. The difficulty in feeding is due to the baby being unable to achieve complete suction. In the case of clefts of the hard palate, liquids enter the nose from the mouth through the opening in the hard palate.

A cleft palate also affects a child's speech, since the palate is necessary for speech formation. The child's speech pattern may still be affected despite surgical repair.

Ear infections are more common in babies born with cleft palates. The infections occur because the muscles of the palate do not open the Eustachian tubes that drain the middle ear. This allows fluid to collect and increases the risk of infection and hearing loss.

Teeth may also erupt misaligned.

tl;dr: probability dictates that theres more clefts in Zelphs family rather than him being an oddity

theres a whole tribe of Terence and Philip looking bitches whos mouths arent connected to the tops of their heads

damn

also, theres a high % chance that his mom chainsmoked/drank excessively/shot up heroin while carrying him - most likely after being notified by the doc about the hideous malfunctioning face she was about to see crawl from her busted vaginal walls roflzzzz x infinity

lmaooooooooooooooo @ zelph having a pussy for a mouth though for real

zelph moms must not have known if she was giving birth to a pussy or the facepussy was giving birth to her lmao

GOT DAYUM

how his face gonna look like it need a zipper to shut it tho? ahahaha

that shit should need concealing at all times like a weapon

grow a goddamn james halton beard you fucking ugly mess

ppl shouldnt be subjected to that shit while out chilling with their homeboys outside of the school

this isnt even a belair post to save you, your mug ugly as fuck, i legit wouldnt even go outside if i had a face like a damp squib you ole Zoidberg from Futurama in the face cornball

roflzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

he cant "achieve full suction" either which means he cant even eat a chicks ass out right and suck her farts through a straw

what a faggot

nothing goes right for this dude

oh, and his teeth prob looking more british than me/flo real/seyance standing beneath a pic of the queen


sleep well, guys!

someone need to photoshop Zelphberg face onto this shit though for real: