ITT chill Phil talks to you right before blacking out off of beer, wine and antianxiety pills

[non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot]

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

@Beers McSteak


I didnt read what you wrote, but I'm pretty sure about two things.

1.I'll continue doing whatever it is I want to do. This is a fact truer than God Himself.

And

2. You should stick to your guns even though a large number of people already think you're a faggot. If you ever feel like quitting, refer to my first fact and apply it to yourself.


High five?

1a) Hope it reels you in a nice husband to take care of you, then.

2) A large number of very faggy people think I am a "faggot", so by the double negation property I can not be a faggot since a bunch of dairy queens can't tell the Burger King that he's a strawberry swirly.

Your application for a high five has been transferred to Hush since it seems he needs it more than Floyd Mayweather feels the need to waste money on jewelry.