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Chill Phil · 06-04-2015, 04:01 PM

I like to cuddle, but not the whole night...it makes my arms go numb. I can't fight for your honor with numb arms, think about it. I want to have a family someday, but I've been held back for two reasons. 1. I don't think all babies are cute and 2. What if my baby comes out looking like chewed gum? I joke around a lot, and if you can't pick up on my subtleties, you'll have a hard time discerning between me being serious or not. I'm a homebody as of right now, since there's nobody to go exploring with. So, I'll drink wine and throw the ball with my dog. He's possessive, so he barks at people that approach me too quickly. He also doesn't like it when I do things that HE thinks is weird, i.e. jumping jacks, dancing, or pull ups; he'll bark at me and nip at my belly button and other weird places until I stop. So, I guess he's controlling too. There have been a few times where he's actually slapped my phone out of my hand like a jealous husband. I'd much rather have a relationship with a human who has the capability of cognitive thought. Please?

06-04-2015, 04:01 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	This is what I'd use to pick up smokin' hot babes on the internet I like to cuddle, but not the whole night...it makes my arms go numb. I can't fight for your honor with numb arms, think about it. I want to have a family someday, but I've been held back for two reasons. 1. I don't think all babies are cute and 2. What if my baby comes out looking like chewed gum? I joke around a lot, and if you can't pick up on my subtleties, you'll have a hard time discerning between me being serious or not. I'm a homebody as of right now, since there's nobody to go exploring with. So, I'll drink wine and throw the ball with my dog. He's possessive, so he barks at people that approach me too quickly. He also doesn't like it when I do things that HE thinks is weird, i.e. jumping jacks, dancing, or pull ups; he'll bark at me and nip at my belly button and other weird places until I stop. So, I guess he's controlling too. There have been a few times where he's actually slapped my phone out of my hand like a jealous husband. I'd much rather have a relationship with a human who has the capability of cognitive thought. Please?