I'm bussing tables at my job yesterday when

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This guy yells out to me, "awe damn I thought you were bringing extra desert?!"

Then out of no where, this dudes old ass wife turns around to look at me and says, "ooh, you look like desert boy."

I said thanks, I appreciate that

But the husband didn't

He was like did you hear what she just fuckin said to you?

Later on that night, he finds me and starts asking me all these questions like, are you having a good time? How old are you? What do you do?

This couple might have been trying to fuck me now that I think about it
There goes my chance at a threesome