I'm bussing tables at my job yesterday when
 

This guy yells out to me, "awe damn I thought you were bringing extra desert?!"

Then out of no where, this dudes old ass wife turns around to look at me and says, "ooh, you look like desert boy."

I said thanks, I appreciate that

But the husband didn't

He was like did you hear what she just fuckin said to you?

Later on that night, he finds me and starts asking me all these questions like, are you having a good time? How old are you? What do you do?

This couple might have been trying to fuck me now that I think about it
There goes my chance at a threesome

U just lost ur virginity and figured out ur foreskin peels back. Hold ur horses little guy u have plenty of time for stuff like tbis.

*dessert

FACK

I like when you talk about my foreskin bags

It gives me strength

And for the record, I lost my virginity junior year of high school to a fat chick on her dads couch. Fuck watcha hurd

hows hes askin waht do u do when u were obv bussing tables n shit n dressed like a restaraunt employee

hmmm

cool story regardless but..yeah

Lol.. sounds like a weird lil situation there, Figster.

i love our stories

Or you coulda woke up in a bathtub full of ice in a dirtperson hotel the next morning with a kidney missing or some shit.

been there bro.

yea they were probably swinger types or whatever

he woulda let you fuck his wife and probably beat off while watching

Shoulda pulled your willy out