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Originally Posted by Bags

Apps r gay nigga

Watch porno on ur phone an wack off in bed like an adult.

Wait til you get a tablet

That thing was designed for porn. Brb 12 hour battery life watching porn on repeat. Whack off into a coma. Wake up having blown off every meaningful obligation for the past month. Don't even know your kids anymore. Completely immersed in porn. Your standards for jerkoff material enter a freefall. Can't type any letter in the browser without a porn bookmark popping up. Jerk off to the completeness of your porn index. It's all saved to the Cloud and there's no escaping it