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Old 09-03-2014, 05:52 AM   #24
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I researched this thoroughly when I was going through great depression.

Basically, shotgun to the head could leave you alive & your family supporting your hospital bills.

OD'ing on pills will most likely cause you to vomit; and most likely cough up and roll over and not die.

Jumping off of a tall ass building might be difficult, but if its high enough, that'll probably do the trick...

but the last thing you want to do is survive and be on life support.

The best method I found is to go to the desert, take pills slowly as you drink, set up a rope thats secure to a tree and a noose that will be easy to tighten and will support your weight... don't drink yourself and pop so many pills that you can't pull it off... but get up on a chair shortly after drinking a bunch and taking a bunch of pills... before you pass out, place the shotgun in your mouth and kick the chair over as you pull the trigger.

Best case scenario is the shotgun blast kills you instantly. Next best case is you're rope was noosed right and you hang yourself while barely conscious. Next best case is you've shot yourself and you're hanging... but after all the pills and booze start to come up, you'll suffocate and drown in your own vomit as you're hanging. Worst case scenario is you fall asleep before you pull the trigger and wake up in the morning still supported by the chair... which IMO would be best case scenario, because the next day... you'd be like "why the fuck was I gonna kill myself?" -- thats my two cents.


I recommend this method for @evil big baby
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