How the FUCK do any of you use online banking? For real, i've been trying for like 7 and a half hours to set my shit up right. Still nothing.

Baron Mynd · 04-29-2014, 02:17 PM

Oh, create a fucking username? Cool. I got you. Nah, that shit doesn't have enough characters. You want me to use up every goddamn fucking letter left in the alphabet and then some. Click. No, sorry, try again. Must have an absurd amount of numbers you'll never remember, and just to be a jackass, throw a special character or three in the mix. You one? good. How can I fuck with you even more... ahhh, here goes - Now I want a password. Not like that, with a capital letter. Try again, and with a number... And a special character. Is your shit looking as lengthy as a Tweet yet? Cool, now this might work... HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING DICKHEAD, NOW WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR PHONE WHICH IS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND WITH NO BATTERY LIFE IN IT SO YOU CAN ENTER AN ACTIVATION CODE HAHAHA! Done that, finally? Great. Now if you could manually enter that username you don't remember, and that ridonkulous password, aaaaaaaaanddddddddddddd... the four digit activation code you just lost because your phone battery died when we called unexpectedly and your phone was in the furthest room from your laptop in the house. Okay, you've repeated all the above steps again, now try logging in. Page can not be displayed.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!

/RAGEQUIT

04-29-2014, 02:17 PM	#1
Baron Mynd PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	How the FUCK do any of you use online banking? For real, i've been trying for like 7 and a half hours to set my shit up right. Still nothing. Oh, create a fucking username? Cool. I got you. Nah, that shit doesn't have enough characters. You want me to use up every goddamn fucking letter left in the alphabet and then some. Click. No, sorry, try again. Must have an absurd amount of numbers you'll never remember, and just to be a jackass, throw a special character or three in the mix. You one? good. How can I fuck with you even more... ahhh, here goes - Now I want a password. Not like that, with a capital letter. Try again, and with a number... And a special character. Is your shit looking as lengthy as a Tweet yet? Cool, now this might work... HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING DICKHEAD, NOW WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR PHONE WHICH IS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND WITH NO BATTERY LIFE IN IT SO YOU CAN ENTER AN ACTIVATION CODE HAHAHA! Done that, finally? Great. Now if you could manually enter that username you don't remember, and that ridonkulous password, aaaaaaaaanddddddddddddd... the four digit activation code you just lost because your phone battery died when we called unexpectedly and your phone was in the furthest room from your laptop in the house. Okay, you've repeated all the above steps again, now try logging in. Page can not be displayed. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW! /RAGEQUIT __________________ PROVEN BITER