How the FUCK do any of you use online banking? For real, i've been trying for like 7 and a half hours to set my shit up right. Still nothing.
 

Oh, create a fucking username? Cool. I got you. Nah, that shit doesn't have enough characters. You want me to use up every goddamn fucking letter left in the alphabet and then some. Click. No, sorry, try again. Must have an absurd amount of numbers you'll never remember, and just to be a jackass, throw a special character or three in the mix. You one? good. How can I fuck with you even more... ahhh, here goes - Now I want a password. Not like that, with a capital letter. Try again, and with a number... And a special character. Is your shit looking as lengthy as a Tweet yet? Cool, now this might work... HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING DICKHEAD, NOW WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR PHONE WHICH IS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND WITH NO BATTERY LIFE IN IT SO YOU CAN ENTER AN ACTIVATION CODE HAHAHA! Done that, finally? Great. Now if you could manually enter that username you don't remember, and that ridonkulous password, aaaaaaaaanddddddddddddd... the four digit activation code you just lost because your phone battery died when we called unexpectedly and your phone was in the furthest room from your laptop in the house. Okay, you've repeated all the above steps again, now try logging in. Page can not be displayed.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!

/RAGEQUIT

This is the universe paying u back for all the accounts you made on nc.

Irony is a cruel whore

is irony ur sister?

I WILL FUCK UR FACE WITH AN OTHER FACE

The fact that you don't have online banking by now to me is the story.

I keep all my cash in a dufflebag in the back of my closet.

yea i was gonna say YO its 2014 where have you BEEN

if i have to go to the bank physically there is something seriously wrong

deposit checks by phone

check balance on phone/pc

my money is fake as shit

Wapow

that fuckin avi tho! tears.






Dude online banking is tedious setting up fa real. And once I set mine up, the bitch won't let me deposit $1,500+ checks til i'm a 6+ month member.


SUCK A DICK, BANK. SUQA MADIQ.

It use to be, now its ebony.

@El Pancake where dat monkey dat play the drums

@El Pancake where dat monkey dat play the drums

lmao I always just got either the wife or friends to buy my ebay shit and I gave them the cash for it

I don't even have a smart phone, the one I got is some old nokia that's special feature is the torch on the top haha!

looool

But does it have a pull out antenna too?

lmao my shits like, a Nokia 108 or something

i need my boy @Destroyer to hook me up, yo

You need a life upgrade.

I never use information online, so idk how it work.

some of them not real & want too much infor.

In a perfect world r9branda would give an Internet identity theft awareness lecture at my office that lasted 2 hrs.

Why u no do dis god?