alcoholics go to meetings. we don't.

[Lars]

its partying season; Bacardi and red bull
im starting this evening with lager that's fresh pulled
Ill gargle a neck full, head back to the bar
discard the utensils and grab me a jar
every glass is a large double to down
surpassing the marker; troubles in town
fuck it for now, throw me a chaser
i'll worry about me owing you later
go to my neighbours & piss on the lawn
they'll know when they wake up to sick on the floor
come drink with me y'all, pickle ya livers some more
I've had liquor withdrawal since this prick split my jaw

feel free to add on/cypher