Bottle Cap Blues

CopyPat · 01-03-2014, 05:41 AM

It was harder than normal to open this beer. I started a porno, its loading…it’s here
Already plunked down when I yearned for a taste. So getting up now, was surely a waste
I got bottle cap blues after a long ass shift. And it’s all I can do, to have to not have a sip
But there's no f’n way I’m goin all the way up. Cause I know there’s plenty ways to open bottles with junk
I found a little knife that I could hopefully use. I’m scrounging with it like a guy that’s homeless would do
I’m panicking tryin to get this lid straight off. While attackin' my Heineken with switch blade saws
Finally! Crack! The greatest sound on the earth. I kinda lean back and take the bow I deserve
I’ll have one last gaze at this tall green beaut. Then it’s chug back pace till it all seems moot
Now I can relax, ass was busted this evening. Wow it hit me fast, but it was just what I needed
I soon realize the plan was crap to begin with. I'll need 2 or 3 supplied so now it’s back to the kitchen..

01-03-2014, 05:41 AM	#1
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 708 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742225	Bottle Cap Blues It was harder than normal to open this beer. I started a porno, its loading…it’s here Already plunked down when I yearned for a taste. So getting up now, was surely a waste I got bottle cap blues after a long ass shift. And it’s all I can do, to have to not have a sip But there's no f’n way I’m goin all the way up. Cause I know there’s plenty ways to open bottles with junk I found a little knife that I could hopefully use. I’m scrounging with it like a guy that’s homeless would do I’m panicking tryin to get this lid straight off. While attackin' my Heineken with switch blade saws Finally! Crack! The greatest sound on the earth. I kinda lean back and take the bow I deserve I’ll have one last gaze at this tall green beaut. Then it’s chug back pace till it all seems moot Now I can relax, ass was busted this evening. Wow it hit me fast, but it was just what I needed I soon realize the plan was crap to begin with. I'll need 2 or 3 supplied so now it’s back to the kitchen.. __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.