MOTERHFUCKING WISE WAYS ROAST THREAD

big baby · 12-27-2013, 10:53 PM

LOL @ this dude.

"mom can you take a picture of me?"

-- " no honey I'm busy fucking the landlord."

"mooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!"

lol dude took a picture of himself. Look like dull boy circa 2004. (jokes funnier if youve seen dull boy circa 2004)

lol leaned back to take a picture of himself. Take ninety three. Sweating. Doing a little kissy pose. "I hope this doesnt accentuate my muffin top" "I guess I can crop it out" "Wait FUCK MY hoodies closed" he says. Unzips his hoody a bit. "Gotta have them see the logo" he says. "Cool shirt I picked up from Old Navy"

lol @ your haircut. Goes to the salon his mom works at. "I want Jess to cut it. She does it the way I like it mom" Asks for square sideburns. Thinks its cool. Think it's opposite to the pointy sideburns. "Makes me look wise......wise ways...yeah that's what I'll call myself" Nerd. Crunches his forehead so it seems smaller to cover up the atrocity a haircut. Look like you eat toothpaste. Lol @ your throat/chin. Look like a mature rooster. Cockledoodledoo motherfucker. Wanna rhyme roast you, almost. Look like Joaquin Phoenix that eats Kleenex. Look like an extra in a movie where the extra has to invoke a white urban youth aura. Wearing blush. Blush on your eyebrows. Look like you're flirting with me through the camera. Picture for an online dating site. Taking a selfie.

"Look at my shirt, I'm so fucking wicked I smoke weed bro" lol. Pulled his baggy shirt up to cover his throat. Lowered the camera angle. Been on the news before for murdering kittens. Kitten murderer. Write wise in kitten blood.

Wise ways. Wise weighs 249 pounds. lol @ your jewish nose. Look like the cashier at gamestop. Posts this on his facebook. Captions the picture "umad bro?" next picture on his feed is a excerpt from the new Battlefield 4 game. "totes going hard in b4 dudez" picture of him blowing up a tank. No likes. His grandmother likes his fat smurf hoody picture. Currently in awe at the size of your sideburns. "use the brush to wipe the hair inbetween my chins, Jess" Mother rolls her eyes.

12-27-2013, 10:53 PM	#1
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