man dating has changed (rambling)

Chyeahhh!!! · 03-01-2013, 11:19 AM

I've been out of the game for almost 8-9 years and shit. I'm talking since like 04 and shit, camera phones just started popping off around that time I think, no smart phones, I don't even think facebook had caught on or whatever and I totally missed the myspace thing.

I get back out here in the field of dreams and shit, bitches want a picture of you like as soon as you wake up, it's like a non spoken gesture of reciprocation if a bitch sends you a pic in the morning and she's like "this is what I look like". If you don't send something back, you're either a transgender, gay, or your profile is fake or something, or your creeping lol. Whatever happened to just waking up and not rolling over to a camera in your face and shit?

Whatever happened to just getting a phone number from a chick and smashing not too long after? I talk to a chick in the bar, she wants the first AND last name and I'm like "the fluck for?" she's like "yo I wanna add you on facebook" I'm like "are you serious, bitch I've got like 60 friends on facebook, fam and friends I talk to on the regular, I'm not one of those people who has like 5000 friends and only talk/know like .009 % of em, so if you add me as a friend that automatically means I'm fucking, this is like a relationship now so if thats what you mean then sure"

then it's the little shit too, like "who wants to play spades tonight" if I don't "like" the shit on FB, it's like I don't like her or something "why didn't you like my status, what are you trying to say?" "BITCH just because I didn't "like" your status doesn't mean I don't "like you" not to mention I enjoy anonymity, I'm a recovering conspiracy theorist, so this shit is gonna take time, I'm not trying to have everyone know where I am and where I'm not, I think they're watching me still"

smh the game has changed

03-01-2013, 11:19 AM	#1
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	man dating has changed (rambling) I've been out of the game for almost 8-9 years and shit. I'm talking since like 04 and shit, camera phones just started popping off around that time I think, no smart phones, I don't even think facebook had caught on or whatever and I totally missed the myspace thing. I get back out here in the field of dreams and shit, bitches want a picture of you like as soon as you wake up, it's like a non spoken gesture of reciprocation if a bitch sends you a pic in the morning and she's like "this is what I look like". If you don't send something back, you're either a transgender, gay, or your profile is fake or something, or your creeping lol. Whatever happened to just waking up and not rolling over to a camera in your face and shit? Whatever happened to just getting a phone number from a chick and smashing not too long after? I talk to a chick in the bar, she wants the first AND last name and I'm like "the fluck for?" she's like "yo I wanna add you on facebook" I'm like "are you serious, bitch I've got like 60 friends on facebook, fam and friends I talk to on the regular, I'm not one of those people who has like 5000 friends and only talk/know like .009 % of em, so if you add me as a friend that automatically means I'm fucking, this is like a relationship now so if thats what you mean then sure" then it's the little shit too, like "who wants to play spades tonight" if I don't "like" the shit on FB, it's like I don't like her or something "why didn't you like my status, what are you trying to say?" "BITCH just because I didn't "like" your status doesn't mean I don't "like you" not to mention I enjoy anonymity, I'm a recovering conspiracy theorist, so this shit is gonna take time, I'm not trying to have everyone know where I am and where I'm not, I think they're watching me still" smh the game has changed