SO THIS WEEKEND I ATE WEED COOKIES AND DRESSED UP LIKE AN ARMY ZOMBIE THEN DRANK ALL BEERS AND HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A 36 YR OLD WOMEN. AND I PUKED IN HER PURSE.

Frank Metts · 10-21-2013, 11:43 AM

I had this one decent looking older chick deliver food to my house and she knew me from the old neighborhood I lived in ... She said she was so and so's older sister I can't remember I was staring at her huge tits .. so I joked and said " well you have my cell number on that receipt hit me up " 11 o clock she called and asked me to come over she had some beer and shit so I get their she's in a bed clothes already smoking a bowl and I crack some brews and 50s get rich or die trying had just come out and she was listening to it. Convo turns to sex talk and she brags about how she can suck a good dick and my wit tells me to say prove it. I start dogging the bitch saying shit like I hope you pussy is better then this throat fuck and she gets all determined and starts gagging herself till she literally threw up. I got behind her pushed her face in the throw up a like puppy who just pissed on the floor and hit it doggy until I busted all in her mouth/face which half had throw up on it all dried and crusty . She wanted a kiss and I told the bitch she needed a toothbrush and shower first so she went to the bathroom to clean up asked me If I wanted to join I told her I needed to go to my car to get some extra clothes grabbed her 50 cent cd and the rest of the beer and bounced ... Got a phone call an hour later that I obviously didn't answer but the message said " hey while you out can you grab me a pack of Marlboro menthol lights " ... I never ordered food from that place again

10-21-2013, 11:43 AM	#17
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	I had this one decent looking older chick deliver food to my house and she knew me from the old neighborhood I lived in ... She said she was so and so's older sister I can't remember I was staring at her huge tits .. so I joked and said " well you have my cell number on that receipt hit me up " 11 o clock she called and asked me to come over she had some beer and shit so I get their she's in a bed clothes already smoking a bowl and I crack some brews and 50s get rich or die trying had just come out and she was listening to it. Convo turns to sex talk and she brags about how she can suck a good dick and my wit tells me to say prove it. I start dogging the bitch saying shit like I hope you pussy is better then this throat fuck and she gets all determined and starts gagging herself till she literally threw up. I got behind her pushed her face in the throw up a like puppy who just pissed on the floor and hit it doggy until I busted all in her mouth/face which half had throw up on it all dried and crusty . She wanted a kiss and I told the bitch she needed a toothbrush and shower first so she went to the bathroom to clean up asked me If I wanted to join I told her I needed to go to my car to get some extra clothes grabbed her 50 cent cd and the rest of the beer and bounced ... Got a phone call an hour later that I obviously didn't answer but the message said " hey while you out can you grab me a pack of Marlboro menthol lights " ... I never ordered food from that place again