The Trial of Rawnold McDawnold the Shark Whisperer

Dr. Steve Scubaski · 07-19-2013, 02:23 AM

he passed his introductory courses at our institute with flying watercolors. He demonstrated a fine command of the imitative arts, wove a web of lies that could support up to 200 kilograms of falsified criminal charges.

We intended his admittance to the Surgical College for the Sonically Sensitive to be a step in the right direction... having spent six years training sherpas in the Andes, five over operation Desert Storm masterminding government controlled sand storms, and two whispering motivational rap lines into the Dalai Lama's ear....

...we knew his delicate and deliberate touch could be applied to better the populace. to nimbly drown the ear drums of the information overloaded with the vague disinformation at his fingertips.

But rawn. rawnwanted to abuse his psychological power the way he abused his keyboard... with senselessly rapid and inaccurate bursts.

What we didn't know about Mr. [REDACTED] was his dark and violent past in the streets of Shanghai, fighting investors for penny stocks, dipping his pen in government sanctioned EBT ink. He grew up in the slums, mastering his diving technique in the dumpsters, acquiring surgical precision but also a murderous rage

his six-sigma black belt gave him the power to bully any potential investor with single-digit IQ, as well as the fighting prowess of a limp croissoint. this passion for personal justice was... unfortunately..

channeled into a hate for all those who could afford the tools to remove light objects from his property- the exact sort his excessively accurate paws could not apprehend

which is why all those who could not hear the subtle rustling of leaves on their property became his surgical victims... and that night, he took his revenge

07-19-2013, 02:23 AM	#11
Dr. Steve Scubaski real doctor, PhD Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 2 Rep Power: 37	he passed his introductory courses at our institute with flying watercolors. He demonstrated a fine command of the imitative arts, wove a web of lies that could support up to 200 kilograms of falsified criminal charges. We intended his admittance to the Surgical College for the Sonically Sensitive to be a step in the right direction... having spent six years training sherpas in the Andes, five over operation Desert Storm masterminding government controlled sand storms, and two whispering motivational rap lines into the Dalai Lama's ear.... ...we knew his delicate and deliberate touch could be applied to better the populace. to nimbly drown the ear drums of the information overloaded with the vague disinformation at his fingertips. But rawn. rawnwanted to abuse his psychological power the way he abused his keyboard... with senselessly rapid and inaccurate bursts. What we didn't know about Mr. [REDACTED] was his dark and violent past in the streets of Shanghai, fighting investors for penny stocks, dipping his pen in government sanctioned EBT ink. He grew up in the slums, mastering his diving technique in the dumpsters, acquiring surgical precision but also a murderous rage his six-sigma black belt gave him the power to bully any potential investor with single-digit IQ, as well as the fighting prowess of a limp croissoint. this passion for personal justice was... unfortunately.. channeled into a hate for all those who could afford the tools to remove light objects from his property- the exact sort his excessively accurate paws could not apprehend which is why all those who could not hear the subtle rustling of leaves on their property became his surgical victims... and that night, he took his revenge