Another Squalor

[CopyPat]

Just drank a bottle a chocolate milk
Now the stank is followin, rotten hell
Holy shit these farts are righteous
I blow emissions at bargain prices
Stomach rumbling reservoirs
Bum is thundering record farts
My belly must be fucked inside
It smells like something ugly died
My lungs need oxygen to breathe
But something’s wrong within my jeans
Repetitive rips, no end in sight
Intestinal whiffs of genocide
Butt most heinous on planet earth
Plus no bracing these random bursts
I’ve lost control there’s no stopping it
And my boxers toast, it’s so obvious
Down to admit them, I’m proud a gas a bit
But now I’m the victim of the loudest flatulence
Smell is awful of fragrant gross
Hella coughin, I gag and joke
Small spurters and long lasting trailers
They all burnin my contacts from vapors
So exhausted, Pleading for the finish
Oh just stop it, feeling so diminished
Mentally drained and physically pained
I eventually came to shit it away
Sitting on the toilet and reminiscing
It’s shitty how I spoiled this tremendous ripping
What a way to punish water...
Another day, another squalor