Another Squalor
 

Just drank a bottle a chocolate milk
Now the stank is followin, rotten hell
Holy shit these farts are righteous
I blow emissions at bargain prices
Stomach rumbling reservoirs
Bum is thundering record farts
My belly must be fucked inside
It smells like something ugly died
My lungs need oxygen to breathe
But something’s wrong within my jeans
Repetitive rips, no end in sight
Intestinal whiffs of genocide
Butt most heinous on planet earth
Plus no bracing these random bursts
I’ve lost control there’s no stopping it
And my boxers toast, it’s so obvious
Down to admit them, I’m proud a gas a bit
But now I’m the victim of the loudest flatulence
Smell is awful of fragrant gross
Hella coughin, I gag and joke
Small spurters and long lasting trailers
They all burnin my contacts from vapors
So exhausted, Pleading for the finish
Oh just stop it, feeling so diminished
Mentally drained and physically pained
I eventually came to shit it away
Sitting on the toilet and reminiscing
It’s shitty how I spoiled this tremendous ripping
What a way to punish water...
Another day, another squalor

Hahaha...Copy you never seize to amaze
your style is reminiscent of the golden era
the flow is always on point and...
well you really developed your own lane
always nice to see such dedication in a writer
keep it up and get some Pepto

Hilariously cool. If anyone can't relate, they're lying lol. Tight flow, disgustingly entertaining imagery. Good shit.

Butt most heinous on planet earth
^^^Best line on anything I've ever read in my life. Seriously.

I lol'd at this several times tbh. You're the man Pat.

This was like a topical. You should join the Art of Writing League and turn every topic into a fart verse. This was great.

this could be a poem as well. fucking hilarious. kinda reminds me of a topical battle I did a while back on RF. i thought this was mad creative my dude.

Hahaha. This was a great read. Its always great to stumble across a verse based on humor. Its obviously hard to take the subject matter serious; but it was comical and a good change of pace. The technical aspects were very solid. The flow as I perceived it was smooth. There is really nothing I can offer by way of constructive criticism. I know I couldn't have written a better verse on this subject. The pun is intended when I say, This was the shit. Great job.