Time to spice NCS up a bit, you lames. Lets talk sex/fucking

Geno · 03-06-2021, 10:05 AM

..i used to be adventurous as fuck. Would drive around with my girl looking for places to fuck. Everywhere. I mean you name it and ive probably fucked there or pulled off somekind of sexual deed there...

Name the wildest place youve ever fucked a bitch. Nothings to crazy for ya boy Early Earl!

Eŋg · 03-06-2021, 03:57 PM

cumin is one of my favourite spices.

(pun unintentional.)

UPN Zuch · 03-06-2021, 05:42 PM

Friends couch under a blanket while all 5 of them were playing fort nite. In the same room. Ninja style, they didn’t notice. Did that like 5 times.

As far as weirdest location though? Public bathroom at the Marriott while waiting for our room to be ready. Also Eiffel towered a bitch with my buddy in a locker room before our hockey game. Had our gear on from the waste down and she was wearing our goalie’s helmet. I have several good puck bunny stories actually.

Aero · 03-06-2021, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by White Earl

..i used to be adventurous as fuck. Would drive around with my girl looking for places to fuck. Everywhere. I mean you name it and ive probably fucked there or pulled off somekind of sexual deed there...

Name the wildest place youve ever fucked a bitch. Nothings to crazy for ya boy Early Earl!

It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

Lepreshaun · 03-06-2021, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

Lmao

Objective · 03-06-2021, 07:45 PM

When I was younger and stupider I had sex with this chick on a cruise ship. Her room was shared, some dude she was friends with snored less than a metre away from us. He stopped snoring at some point. I think he was awake for about half of it. I'm a shitty person tbh, I think he was into her but my cock thought for me that night. He knew, just like Zuch's friends knew... She was latina, hard to pass on that

Lol @ Aero tho

UPN Zuch · 03-06-2021, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

Goat

White LGI · 03-06-2021, 08:39 PM

I fuck my kids mother in the bathroom of a visitation room at broad River correctional during my bid

UPN Zuch · 03-06-2021, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Snitching is gangsta

I fuck my kids mother in the bathroom of a visitation room at broad River correctional during my bid

Was it weird transitioning from the type of sex you normally have in prison?

Ouch · 03-06-2021, 10:00 PM

this is pretty stupid but, in a car a lot of times growing up.... head and even full on sex in bars and bathroom bars..

The actual craziest I suppose was just at my parent in laws on xmas eve... and I didn't even get anything out of it.. just you have to be quiet and if my dad finds out he'll be pissed even though we're adults... so thats about it.

And I didn't want to get caught but that shit didn't like excite me.. all I can think of.

White LGI · 03-07-2021, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by UPN Zuch

Was it weird transitioning from the type of sex you normally have in prison?

Of course not

.I fucked her in the ass

Answer · 03-07-2021, 09:48 AM

I assume most people have had sex in a car, given that there really aren’t a whole lot of options for kids who haven’t moved out of the house and who have parents home

UPN Zuch · 03-07-2021, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Snitching is gangsta

Of course not

.I fucked her in the ass

Very nice.

UserName · 03-07-2021, 04:33 PM

My mommas futon

Geno · 03-07-2021, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

This was true bro. But i still got badder bitches than you

dull boy · 03-07-2021, 11:43 PM

Sand trap on a golf course

Diode · 03-08-2021, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Aero

It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

dead

Blue Bayou · 03-08-2021, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

Sand trap on a golf course

My man!

evaD · 03-08-2021, 10:32 AM

Rugby pitch

Adverse · 03-08-2021, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by White Earl

This was true bro. But i still got badder bitches than you

You need to guide Finny on the ways to become A homeless success story man. Be his Genobi One Kenobi

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Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	When I was younger and stupider I had sex with this chick on a cruise ship. Her room was shared, some dude she was friends with snored less than a metre away from us. He stopped snoring at some point. I think he was awake for about half of it. I'm a shitty person tbh, I think he was into her but my cock thought for me that night. He knew, just like Zuch's friends knew... She was latina, hard to pass on that Lol @ Aero tho __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

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Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,677 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052255	this is pretty stupid but, in a car a lot of times growing up.... head and even full on sex in bars and bathroom bars.. The actual craziest I suppose was just at my parent in laws on xmas eve... and I didn't even get anything out of it.. just you have to be quiet and if my dad finds out he'll be pissed even though we're adults... so thats about it. And I didn't want to get caught but that shit didn't like excite me.. all I can think of. __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

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Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	I assume most people have had sex in a car, given that there really aren’t a whole lot of options for kids who haven’t moved out of the house and who have parents home

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