Time to spice NCS up a bit, you lames. Lets talk sex/fucking
 

..i used to be adventurous as fuck. Would drive around with my girl looking for places to fuck. Everywhere. I mean you name it and ive probably fucked there or pulled off somekind of sexual deed there...

Name the wildest place youve ever fucked a bitch. Nothings to crazy for ya boy Early Earl!

cumin is one of my favourite spices.

(pun unintentional.)

Friends couch under a blanket while all 5 of them were playing fort nite. In the same room. Ninja style, they didn’t notice. Did that like 5 times.

As far as weirdest location though? Public bathroom at the Marriott while waiting for our room to be ready. Also Eiffel towered a bitch with my buddy in a locker room before our hockey game. Had our gear on from the waste down and she was wearing our goalie’s helmet. I have several good puck bunny stories actually.

It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

Lmao

When I was younger and stupider I had sex with this chick on a cruise ship. Her room was shared, some dude she was friends with snored less than a metre away from us. He stopped snoring at some point. I think he was awake for about half of it. I'm a shitty person tbh, I think he was into her but my cock thought for me that night. He knew, just like Zuch's friends knew... She was latina, hard to pass on that

Lol @ Aero tho

Goat

I fuck my kids mother in the bathroom of a visitation room at broad River correctional during my bid

Was it weird transitioning from the type of sex you normally have in prison?

this is pretty stupid but, in a car a lot of times growing up.... head and even full on sex in bars and bathroom bars..

The actual craziest I suppose was just at my parent in laws on xmas eve... and I didn't even get anything out of it.. just you have to be quiet and if my dad finds out he'll be pissed even though we're adults... so thats about it.

And I didn't want to get caught but that shit didn't like excite me.. all I can think of.

Of course not

.I fucked her in the ass

I assume most people have had sex in a car, given that there really aren’t a whole lot of options for kids who haven’t moved out of the house and who have parents home

Very nice.

My mommas futon

This was true bro. But i still got badder bitches than you

Sand trap on a golf course

dead

My man!

Rugby pitch

You need to guide Finny on the ways to become A homeless success story man. Be his Genobi One Kenobi