Karaoke vs. Smashalot {Karaoke wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Karaoke vs. @Smashalot

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Friday,
  June 7th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Monday, June 3rd 2013
• Voting ends Tuesday 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Smashalot]

check....

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

in..
10...

Bye...

[Smashalot]

Want some advice? something not to antagonize my patience
...As soon as you roll in stop like traffic violations
yo rappin' lackin...is a understatement,you should figure ya life out
Only Ones Striving for K's is pitchers lookin' for strikeouts
Karaoke losin' his life now, and pickin' ya name....really sloppy
matched up wit Mokujin on Tekken.....don't know who skills he finna copy
Prolly another broke clone thats stuck home wit free internet access
his parents provide only if he's room clean n they claim him on taxes
Summer Classic I'm thru wit this bastard so u can say my name great
1st round I'll bring Heat to this Buck now they can share the same fate

bars....or somethin' like it.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Ill post later...

Bye...

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

I got bitches for days, they give me pussy on demand
There's been so many dudes in SmashMouth, he could reform the band
I've never been desperate but I'll hit up your mom since I've got the urge
Cuz with her anything goes,you would've thought tonight was the Purge
I've beaten a most of the top tier heads, you've barely beat mid
I got heavy heat kid, a couple of shots'll get rid of Smash faster than NBC did
U belong in the little leagues, u don't have a damn shot
Im a Beast, so it's not problem to leave you in the Sand, Lot
I combine humor with current events, anybody can tell u abt Kar's cred
Your verse is so unfunny, the shit could get mentioned in Lars thread

Bye...

[SiK]

Nothing really...K's was your best attempt

Vs

Smash Mouth, NBC, Sand Lot

Real one sided here...Smash had some decent concepts but executed poorly

V/Kar

[StarFaggot]

Smash

Summer Classic I'm thru wit this bastard so u can say my name great
1st round I'll bring Heat to this Buck now they can share the same fate
Cool


Overall your delivery is nice but they just weren't any good bars in this


Karaoke

all your bars were pretty standard run of the mill stuff.. took jabs but they were effective.. thought the lars bar was lulz


MGT Karaoke for having more decent material. Stayed simple but it was enough to get the win here.

[Celph Taut]

I don't know what smashalot was coming with, but he hardly threw any punches and his execution was off. Kar' wasn't too bad. The Purge line and reform the band. Sand, lot was sort of a stretch, though.

Overall, Kar' for the better punches and wordplay.


v/ Kar

This is probably my least favorite Kar verse I've ever read. lol. And it still wasn't close. Heat/Buck line was smash's best attempt and it did hit. Kar had some jabs and more than eough to easily win this

V/ Karaoke

[Alvin Karpis]

nothing

vs


smash mouth and lars



smash had some decent concepts but they've been done before so it didn't hit as hard, kar had some decent name plays and the closer was cool

v/karaoke

[Greed]

Smash fucked up the first bar and ruined the rest of the verse. Some okay punches but k opener killed it

V kar

[Philly]

Smash was decent. I thought K's was a good idea but then "like pitchers looking for strikeouts"? Just wasn't feelin that, could of been a lot of tougher if worded nicely. Nothing else stood out much, but not a terrible verse.

vs.

I got bitches for days, they give me pussy on demand
There's been so many dudes in SmashMouth, he could reform the band
I've never been desperate but I'll hit up your mom since I've got the urge
Cuz with her anything goes,you would've thought tonight was the Purge

SmashMouth was funny and I thought Purge was pretty dope.
Didn't know what the fuck Smash the show was, but Sandlot was cool too.

Overall 'yokee had the better verse, Smash was no clown but didn't have the punchlines to match the HiByemin.

v/K dot

[Joe Metts]

Smash had that heat line.

Kar had sandlot, lars, smashmouth, purge.

Easy W.

V/kar

[john hensley]

v/karaoke

smash had cool wording and concepts.. but they were all old... feels like he should have assumed more of those simple nameplays had been done by now..

kar was solid.. basically did enough to win, liked his nameplays more for sure

[Dominate]

Smash:

Sorry I wasn't really digging any of your concepts to the point I could quote... delivery was good, smooth,... but concepts just weren't there

Kar:

Smashmouth and Sandlot were good, rest was cool


fairly one sided


V/ Kar