in lieu of muff revealing his alias publicly in the disc forum as public enema i must insist that he be disqualified from the alias tourney. - Page 3

Packed Graves · 10-21-2014, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

pink slip topical.

any time, any length.

and a REAL PINK SLIP. i want you IP posted publicly when you lose.

Due in an hr 20 lines, pick topic.

big baby · 10-21-2014, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Also, one time I had this girl over to watch a film or whatever. I was in high school. I had not been aware I would possibly be engaging in coitus during that day. So I jerked off 3 times, as I was wont to do during that time period. Long story short, she came over. And it was one of those Saw movies. Groce. But yeah, she ended up giving good ol' Pancaker a blow job. But she had no idea I had jerked off three times that day (the third one just 20 minutes before she came over!) so I was out of ammo and when I came nothing happened. So I just kind of told her to stop. She never talked to me again either.

So it's a double edged sword, jacking off 3 times.

i want 2 see ur double edge sword

PancakeBrah · 10-21-2014, 07:19 PM

Yeah. One time I was a douche bag, so I was wearing an affliction collared shirt. This was at a post-drill gathering fellow military bros and brodettes. One brodette brought her sister. She succumbed to the charms of douche-cake and we all went (like 7 people, bros) to brodette and brodette sister's house. Someone made some eggs? Well anyways me and brodette sister go to some room. It was her grandmas house. We proceed to become one, via genitalia. Afterwards she asked if I was going to come over the next night, wherest beer pong, general fun, and a possible second round of banging would ensue. In my drunk refractory period I said no, stating she sleeps around and would probably sleep with (redacted) the next day. I then slept on the couch. The next morning we all drove in the same car together in silence. She slept with (redacted) the next day.

So it's a double edged sword, affliction shirts.

Figgly Wiggly · 10-21-2014, 07:23 PM

Double edged sword, or double headed dildo?

big baby · 10-21-2014, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Yeah. One time I was a douche bag, so I was wearing an affliction collared shirt. This was at a post-drill gathering fellow military bros and brodettes. One brodette brought her sister. She succumbed to the charms of douche-cake and we all went (like 7 people, bros) to brodette and brodette sister's house. Someone made some eggs? Well anyways me and brodette sister go to some room. It was her grandmas house. We proceed to become one, via genitalia. Afterwards she asked if I was going to come over the next night, wherest beer pong, general fun, and a possible second round of banging would ensue. In my drunk refractory period I said no, stating she sleeps around and would probably sleep with (redacted) the next day. I then slept on the couch. The next morning we all drove in the same car together in silence. She slept with (redacted) the next day.

So it's a double edged sword, affliction shirts.

roflllllllllllll

Destroyer · 10-21-2014, 07:26 PM

did knuck out himself in his verse?

PancakeBrah · 10-21-2014, 07:27 PM

Yeah. One time I had sex in a sauna.

That's it. Pretty one-edged, sauna sex.

Diode · 10-21-2014, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Packed Graves

Due in an hr 20 lines, pick topic.

lol you don't get to decide when

i have dinner and love to make fool

due tomorrow by 10p k?

@PancakeBrah pick topic pls

Ghost1 · 10-21-2014, 07:51 PM

@Pancake

I owe u reps.

@Sharp

How was it out of his hands!?!?!?

He was fo4ced to cry like a faggit in public+?!?!?

Did he not already send u his verse

!?!?!

HELLO

MOD THE TOURNEY RIGHT FAGGOT

Zen · 10-21-2014, 07:53 PM

I just posted to let everyone know that I think Cake is doing great things in this thread.

Also, if you're involved in an alias tourney and you reveal who you are it defeats the purpose of the entire thing. Lol DUH.

veritas · 10-21-2014, 09:03 PM

Anthony what do you care? You are not even in it.

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-21-2014, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

did knuck out himself in his verse?

huh?

Allen Knight · 10-21-2014, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

@Pancake

I owe u reps.

@Sharp

How was it out of his hands!?!?!?

He was fo4ced to cry like a faggit in public+?!?!?

Did he not already send u his verse

!?!?!

HELLO

MOD THE TOURNEY RIGHT FAGGOT

He is moddin it right u son of a bitch dont ever call sharp anything beside kenny g
I will gut ur insides an then serve them to ur family an call it Chinese spare ribs n noodles

Allen Knight · 10-21-2014, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

@Pancake

I owe u reps.

@Sharp

How was it out of his hands!?!?!?

He was fo4ced to cry like a faggit in public+?!?!?

Did he not already send u his verse

!?!?!

HELLO

MOD THE TOURNEY RIGHT FAGGOT

Faggot

Ghost1 · 10-21-2014, 10:56 PM

Lmao FUCK YOU

I got that infracgion for 42e574ie928w8w9w points too ...shit head lol

Allen Knight · 10-21-2014, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Lmao FUCK YOU

I got that infracgion for 42e574ie928w8w9w points too ...shit head lol

hahahahahahahah

merrry xmas niggga

Blanco Bishop · 10-22-2014, 01:10 AM

Pan boarding crispy as fuck itt

10-21-2014, 07:19 PM	#43
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Yeah. One time I was a douche bag, so I was wearing an affliction collared shirt. This was at a post-drill gathering fellow military bros and brodettes. One brodette brought her sister. She succumbed to the charms of douche-cake and we all went (like 7 people, bros) to brodette and brodette sister's house. Someone made some eggs? Well anyways me and brodette sister go to some room. It was her grandmas house. We proceed to become one, via genitalia. Afterwards she asked if I was going to come over the next night, wherest beer pong, general fun, and a possible second round of banging would ensue. In my drunk refractory period I said no, stating she sleeps around and would probably sleep with (redacted) the next day. I then slept on the couch. The next morning we all drove in the same car together in silence. She slept with (redacted) the next day. So it's a double edged sword, affliction shirts. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

10-21-2014, 07:23 PM	#44
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	Double edged sword, or double headed dildo? __________________

10-21-2014, 07:27 PM	#47
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Yeah. One time I had sex in a sauna. That's it. Pretty one-edged, sauna sex. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

10-21-2014, 07:51 PM	#49
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	@Pancake I owe u reps. @Sharp How was it out of his hands!?!?!? He was fo4ced to cry like a faggit in public+?!?!? Did he not already send u his verse !?!?! HELLO MOD THE TOURNEY RIGHT FAGGOT

10-21-2014, 07:53 PM	#50
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,102 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079722	I just posted to let everyone know that I think Cake is doing great things in this thread. Also, if you're involved in an alias tourney and you reveal who you are it defeats the purpose of the entire thing. Lol DUH.

10-21-2014, 09:03 PM	#51
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	Anthony what do you care? You are not even in it.

10-21-2014, 10:56 PM	#55
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	Lmao FUCK YOU I got that infracgion for 42e574ie928w8w9w points too ...shit head lol

10-22-2014, 01:10 AM	#57
Blanco Bishop Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Cali Posts: 1,460 Battle Record: 11-20 Rep Power: 4150485	Pan boarding crispy as fuck itt