Will you survive a zombie apocalypse??? ITT I will tell you based upon your boarding habits

[Certain]

There's very little hope for me.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

uh oh

I would say that you have about a 50/50 chance of survival. Drugs and alcohol limit instincts, functionality, and reasoning. This is a difficult thing to process you understand being I don't know if you'd give a lot of that stuff up to heighten your chances of survival. Factoring in the supply and demand/availability of these things during a zombie apocalypse, you could suffer withdraws and really be in bad shape. I'd fend for you though, being I think you'd be a powerhouse on the zombie killing side of things. You've got good people around you in all the right places. You're a good dude, and I don't think you'd have issues defending yourself or those around you. Don't know how you are with guns, but I'm sure you could freestlye a whole townfull of zombies to death. Cypher Zombie Kill of the Week

you get a 50% chance of survival rating

word

my two main scenarios, other than the obvious one (death lol) are based on if i can get to my moms deep in the woods of ohio. if i make it there i thrive. if i'm forced to live the city life it could get tough

i gotta get out of the city tho

my moms got a cabin built on like a steep dirt hill that goes down to a river, which means i only have one real front for zombie attacks. the forests are teeming with game. TURKEY. DEER. only predator is coyotes really. aint no bears out there when ones spotted its rare. but word. if i get out there i got a good shot

the cities rough because i aint supplied. all i have are knives and the machete. i'm a minority on my block outnumbered heavily by black people and mexicans/guatemalans/hondurans whatever they are. but they're cool

but im still a bald bearded white dude. not a good look in the apocalypse.

i would have to carve my way out. no way i could stay here.

if anything ever does happen i ain't waiting on day 3.

if its day 2 of a collapse i'm OUT

can't be here when the riots start

[veritas]

Please do me!

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

(this review goes for Sharp as well)

never mind lol

[Split]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

for some odd reason, I think you'd survive. I don't know much about you, but you're dependable, straight forward, and a stern son of a bitch. Honest to boot. With my direction, you'd be a certified Zombie Killer dual welding chainsaws in no time. Seek me

you get an 88% chance of survival rating

(this review goes for Sharp as well)

hehe

Im also a good shot with sub .40 cal handguns and bolt action rifles (no shottyies or autos yet).


if the world goes to shit... ill be in the mountains of Vermont frfr
stay safe chyeahhh

[Witty]

Yo.

[detour]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

sup Eng

I think you'd fair well though your tendency for not fairing well with others may compromise your being able to take advantage of being in a group . Nothing wrong with a lone wolf, but wolves run in packs, so do zombies. Solo survival if you're built for that isn't afar off, but being alone kills morale. Subjecting yourself to the normality of community is a must. I would suggest sticking to the high grounds with a high powered rifle and good optics until you're ready to play with the rest of us. You're not that big of a guy, keep a large blade on you to fend off the zombies and unwanted people. You also have a genuine persistence about you which means you won't give up. Morale goes a long way.............

you get a 63% chance of survival rating from me

why not...

[detour]

Originally Posted by Split Eight

hehe

Im also a good shot with sub .40 cal handguns and bolt action rifles (no shottyies or autos yet).


if the world goes to shit... ill be in the mountains of Vermont frfr
stay safe chyeahhh

funny cuz I'm the exact opposite (great with the shotty an semi auto but not as much with handguns an bolt actions)...

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Please do me!

You would most def survive. Weapons tactics people tactics. In good physical and mental shape. You would start a cult after its all over. The man that can beat zombies and man has a great chance at longevity. We all saw you chop the bags melon. The sharper blade isn't always the fastest but I'd imagine you'd be a few steps ahead in most situations.

I'd rank you at about a 90% chance of survival

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Detour

I think you would hide a lot and when someone would kill a zombie you'd come out after they left and shoot him a few times. I know you have experience with firearms which is good. Your twitch worries me as far as aiming and sighting. Get some muscle relaxers and NODRUGS. Given your evasive nature I'd say your chances of surviving are great

You get a 69 % survival rating from me.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Witty

I don't know how yo are handling yourself. I dunno if you even know what a gun is or how to.start an fire. But I do know that based in who you are you would survive being even if you could not fend for.yourself...everyone would do.it for.you you're too good of a guy to let die. I'd take a bullet for.you family.

100% survival rating

[Ghost1]

Tell me.

[Just C]

Lol go on then.

[Rawn MD]

sure

[Objective]

Go for it.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

The last four posters have a 0 percent chance of survivng .

[DLB]

go

[Vulgar]

lol

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

The last four posters have a 0 percent chance of survivng .

LOL.dickhead.

[Zen]

I board too chill but go for it. And uh oh at 50? Idk bout that mainly because he's got a rad beard like me. They give automatic survival instincts.