Will you survive a zombie apocalypse??? ITT I will tell you based upon your boarding habits
 

figured I'd join the party

Yes.

Keep in mind I can go a long time without eating.

Go

Masii

I think you would fair well. Amidst some of your intolerable characteristics, you have a sound reasoning and are not afraid of stating the obvious. These things are valuable when decision making where thinking quick on your feet is a must. You're in shape for the most part and I don't see you having issues with defending yourself physically if prompted. You would be limited to hand to hand combat and non projectile weaponary (maybe a slingshot) given your location. I also think you would have an issue with raping women though given the opportunity in certain survival scenarios. This would dramatically decrease your chances of survival amongst other survivors in the aftermath.

I rate you at a 45% survival rating

of course

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he speaks....
 

you let people down and you're never around when people need you. You are of the "Service unto self" inclination. Independence is a very strong suit but I feel it would not benefit you in a survival situation. You'd be at the bottom of a zombie hoard all alone....just how you like it. You're a pretty cool guy though. I don't know where you live so that kinda helps you out. I'll assume you're packing burners.

33% chance of survival rating

he speaks....
 

you're the voice of reason. Dale died in the Walking Dead. Sometimes you gotta just let a mufucka burn yah know. You'd try saving too many people and getting in the midst of arguments trying to intervene. Something is leading me to believe that you're a narcissistic psycho that has not tapped into the primal instinctive nature that we all have, though your harnessing it may be a force to be reckoned with against many a foe or the undead. I'd rock with you though for sure. I think that you would be forced to come out of that comfortable zone and stop fence riding and start fist fighting the undead if need be.

from me, you get a 71% chance of survival rating

he speaks....
 

for some odd reason, I think you'd survive. I don't know much about you, but you're dependable, straight forward, and a stern son of a bitch. Honest to boot. With my direction, you'd be a certified Zombie Killer dual welding chainsaws in no time. Seek me

you get an 88% chance of survival rating

(this review goes for Sharp as well)

strong awareness

few monsters darker than what i've temporarily conquered... which is the gift and the risk.

he speaks....
 

indeed

Do it

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Sha Neigh Neigh

he does his thing from what I know, grounded, and is not a wigga but I'd give him the G pass. I haven't seen him get overly aggressive meaning I think dude is respectable and would be a leader when people needed him. Got a good heart and spirit I think. His girl looks good, keep her away from Masaii. Well balanced, I really don't have anything negative to say about dude and I think he'd survive based on the fact that he seems like he's of the "Service unto Others" inclination. Don't know how in shape you are though

80 % chances of survival rating (the leader always has it rough)

he speaks....
 

you've got a soft spot for plumpers. They would slow you down, ditch those big bitches fam. They are zombie targets. Otherwise I don't really know much about you but you're accountable for the company you keep

19% chances of survival rating.

sup Alpo. you knew me as Eng.

sup Eng

I think you'd fair well though your tendency for not fairing well with others may compromise your being able to take advantage of being in a group . Nothing wrong with a lone wolf, but wolves run in packs, so do zombies. Solo survival if you're built for that isn't afar off, but being alone kills morale. Subjecting yourself to the normality of community is a must. I would suggest sticking to the high grounds with a high powered rifle and good optics until you're ready to play with the rest of us. You're not that big of a guy, keep a large blade on you to fend off the zombies and unwanted people. You also have a genuine persistence about you which means you won't give up. Morale goes a long way.............

you get a 63% chance of survival rating from me

my nigga.

WATUP

uh oh

I would say that you have about a 50/50 chance of survival. Drugs and alcohol limit instincts, functionality, and reasoning. This is a difficult thing to process you understand being I don't know if you'd give a lot of that stuff up to heighten your chances of survival. Factoring in the supply and demand/availability of these things during a zombie apocalypse, you could suffer withdraws and really be in bad shape. I'd fend for you though, being I think you'd be a powerhouse on the zombie killing side of things. You've got good people around you in all the right places. You're a good dude, and I don't think you'd have issues defending yourself or those around you. Don't know how you are with guns, but I'm sure you could freestlye a whole townfull of zombies to death. Cypher Zombie Kill of the Week

you get a 50% chance of survival rating