Anyone fucked a virgin?

bleak · 03-01-2013, 01:19 PM

My new chick is a virgin.

"Bleak, you're such a faggot you shouldn't believe that shit."

Except I've known her since we were 12, my sister's known her since birth. so stfu.

Either way, is there anything I should be prepared for? I know she aint gonna know what she's doing, but I know that thing tight so she could just lay there for all I gaf.

Btw she's a virgin because she hasn't been wit a dude before me, she's had hella lesbo sex. Maybe that will make her better at suckin the d? Idk I know it raises the bar on my head game cause she's an expert.

Seem too good to be true, right? a virgin lesbian/bi who is willing to catch the d now?

I thought the same thing, but... it's true, and you wish you were me.

Dope girl · 03-01-2013, 01:32 PM

Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

Witty · 03-01-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 2 Beautiful

Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

Wrong hole.

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-01-2013, 01:40 PM

by lesbian sex do you mean hetero and by virgin do you mean butt virgin?

confirm or confirm

Chyeahhh!!! · 03-01-2013, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Wrong hole.

omg...omg.omfg lmao

perfect setup and execution. Sorry DG

Split · 03-01-2013, 02:07 PM

is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

anime_boners · 03-01-2013, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Split

is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

you are be facetious right?

trap. · 03-01-2013, 05:39 PM

C/S Split.

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

bleak · 03-01-2013, 07:11 PM

Yea I already heard war stories bout that cherry, not worried about it.

And no Split. when I first meet a girl, I think of if her ass and tits make the bill

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-01-2013, 08:02 PM

how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

Witty · 03-01-2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by trap

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

I badly misinterpreted what this meant, and it made the rest of the post a lot worse.

Scott Akers · 03-01-2013, 09:35 PM

you gotta master loosing your own virginity first.

Seyance · 03-01-2013, 09:40 PM

never has a more ironic comment been posted on a forum..

oh and yeah a few, including my current girl..

Hush · 03-02-2013, 10:08 AM

This dude a v

03-02-2013, 11:25 AM

Vic hook line and sinkered this thread

Obv virgin is obv

Good luck young grasshoper

veritas · 03-02-2013, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

This dude a v

Irony. Pot meet kettle

bleak · 03-02-2013, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

I was with the same girl for 2 years of high school, n dropped out after 3.

Idk the oppurtunity just never came up.

It's less ironic that I posted this, and more ironic that half the people who said I'm a virgin are definittteeelllyyy still virgins. You can't say Hush is, cause he got a kid. But srsly? He whose name shall not be spoken told me I'm a virgin. wow. You haven't seen life forms in years. Dude got a sign that says-

There hasn't been humanity here in 17520 days.
with a card flipper to keep up with the loneliness.

Witty · 03-02-2013, 02:02 PM

I'd like to be a virgin again, life was easier without females. Back when all I did was play football and hang out with the boys...then puberty came and I went a little bit crazy chasing after chicks and consuming vast amounts of crazy things, and now I'm just ready to chill again. I got a girl, she's pretty cool...other females don't enter my mind much these days tbh. Fuck it.

Bodey · 03-02-2013, 02:26 PM

i had sex with a virgin once. he and i lasted 5 minutes. haha we were both virgins. but we kept trying the same night and lasted maybe 15 minutes tops. double virgins, real intense. just be fuckin careful when you put it in, that shit hurts us the first time. dont just hit it raw, you gotta be easy or she wont even enjoy it . and the reason why it matters (not that you care), but if she doesnt enjoy it, she wont stay wet. you'll be hitting sandpaper. so warm her up good

it is kinda funny you're asking what to expect though haha also, you say she wont know what she's doing... but then you said she's had lesbian sex. i bet she'll know exactly what she's doing haha only cuz lesbians tend to advance to strap-ons and shit so maybe you wont be her first dick technically... the artificial beat you to it. oh well

veritas · 03-02-2013, 02:33 PM

Dude finger bang till you catch the precum fantasia

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I'd like to be a virgin again, life was easier without females. Back when all I did was play football and hang out with the boys...then puberty came and I went a little bit crazy chasing after chicks and consuming vast amounts of crazy things, and now I'm just ready to chill again. I got a girl, she's pretty cool...other females don't enter my mind much these days tbh. Fuck it. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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