REASONS WHY BAGS IS G.O.A.T.

Answer · 11-15-2013, 08:52 PM

1 - Bags received offers to play in the NHL, but he got blacklisted from the league for boarding too hard

2 - Bags is so potent, when his girl stands after being fucked raw dog - so much semen falls out of her vagina that it boosts her in the air like rocket propulsion

3 - Bags is a hardcore drinker and a man's man. He once went into a bar and ordered a chubby chaser - the bartender asked "Whats a chubby chaser?" - Bags replied "Its when you take a shot of vodka, then eat out a fat bitch to get the taste out of your mouth"

but no really, bags don't need no chaser. #Heavyweight

I'll let you all add your own, because Bags is for everyone to admire

11-15-2013, 09:09 PM

Despite good intentions, I forsee an onslaught of "lol gay fag likes bags" and "gay [x] confirmed [ ] not confirmed, heading your way

Ryan 12 · 11-15-2013, 09:13 PM

lol gay fag likes bags

gay confirmed

uh-oh · 11-15-2013, 09:54 PM

wtf happened here

veritas · 11-15-2013, 09:56 PM

Punch yourself in your soul's dick then eat the gall stones of a man with aids for this.

Answer · 11-15-2013, 10:19 PM

I mean, I'd be happy to let him cum on my mothers tits and wipe his dick on my face as a rag - but that's not gay. That's just considerate

Chyeahhh!!! · 11-15-2013, 10:35 PM

Smh

DLB · 11-15-2013, 11:05 PM

answer is gamble's subconscious

this is kanye when he wrote big brother for jay

i cant explain how gay this thread is, the self-respect thrown away for attention and it's boarding at low levels of dickridery.

Strikta · 11-15-2013, 11:17 PM

Da fuck slim?

Witty · 11-16-2013, 01:55 AM

Lmaoooo

Answer · 11-16-2013, 07:20 AM

I thought since Macklemore dropped Same Love, being gay was cool now. I imagine this is what it felt like to be black after that I have a dream speech

Just C · 11-16-2013, 07:36 AM

You should probably stop now.

Answer · 11-16-2013, 08:11 AM

ITT A lot of jealousy from people wishing they were bags

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C

You should probably stop now.

Except for you. I really like you for some reason. I'm calling you Kool from now on, and everyone else is The Gang

Dope girl · 11-16-2013, 09:34 AM

The point is ya'll mean jealous, anyway, Bags is on the funniest person on here.

Neighbor · 11-16-2013, 09:44 AM

I approve of this thread

Frank Metts · 11-16-2013, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mizz Millionaire

The point is ya'll mean jealous, anyway, Bags is on the funniest person on here.

Au contraire, mon frère

Geno · 11-16-2013, 12:10 PM

Bags is g.o.a.t. imo, because of the geno, bags, gamble collab. Gawd status.

Witty · 11-16-2013, 12:11 PM

Lmao who did the ballbags tag?

Well played.

Scripter · 11-16-2013, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

ITT A lot of jealousy from people wishing they were bags

Except for you. I really like you for some reason. I'm calling you Kool from now on, and everyone else is The Gang

Why wish to be anything but yourself?

Orc · 11-16-2013, 02:47 PM

answer is a terrible boarder

11-15-2013, 08:52 PM	#1
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	REASONS WHY BAGS IS G.O.A.T. 1 - Bags received offers to play in the NHL, but he got blacklisted from the league for boarding too hard 2 - Bags is so potent, when his girl stands after being fucked raw dog - so much semen falls out of her vagina that it boosts her in the air like rocket propulsion 3 - Bags is a hardcore drinker and a man's man. He once went into a bar and ordered a chubby chaser - the bartender asked "Whats a chubby chaser?" - Bags replied "Its when you take a shot of vodka, then eat out a fat bitch to get the taste out of your mouth" but no really, bags don't need no chaser. #Heavyweight I'll let you all add your own, because Bags is for everyone to admire Last edited by Answer; 11-15-2013 at 08:56 PM.

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11-16-2013, 07:20 AM	#11
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	I thought since Macklemore dropped Same Love, being gay was cool now. I imagine this is what it felt like to be black after that I have a dream speech Last edited by Answer; 11-16-2013 at 08:10 AM.

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11-15-2013, 09:09 PM	#2
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Despite good intentions, I forsee an onslaught of "lol gay fag likes bags" and "gay [x] confirmed [ ] not confirmed, heading your way

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Ryan 12 Worst of the worst Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 1,014 Battle Record: 6-1 Rep Power: 7026	lol gay fag likes bags gay confirmed

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	wtf happened here

11-15-2013, 10:19 PM	#6
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	I mean, I'd be happy to let him cum on my mothers tits and wipe his dick on my face as a rag - but that's not gay. That's just considerate

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DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,371 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	answer is gamble's subconscious this is kanye when he wrote big brother for jay i cant explain how gay this thread is, the self-respect thrown away for attention and it's boarding at low levels of dickridery.

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Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Da fuck slim?

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Lmao who did the ballbags tag? Well played. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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