REASONS WHY BAGS IS G.O.A.T.
 

1 - Bags received offers to play in the NHL, but he got blacklisted from the league for boarding too hard

2 - Bags is so potent, when his girl stands after being fucked raw dog - so much semen falls out of her vagina that it boosts her in the air like rocket propulsion

3 - Bags is a hardcore drinker and a man's man. He once went into a bar and ordered a chubby chaser - the bartender asked "Whats a chubby chaser?" - Bags replied "Its when you take a shot of vodka, then eat out a fat bitch to get the taste out of your mouth"


but no really, bags don't need no chaser. #Heavyweight

I'll let you all add your own, because Bags is for everyone to admire

Despite good intentions, I forsee an onslaught of "lol gay fag likes bags" and "gay [x] confirmed [ ] not confirmed, heading your way

lol gay fag likes bags



gay confirmed

wtf happened here

Punch yourself in your soul's dick then eat the gall stones of a man with aids for this.

I mean, I'd be happy to let him cum on my mothers tits and wipe his dick on my face as a rag - but that's not gay. That's just considerate

Smh

answer is gamble's subconscious

this is kanye when he wrote big brother for jay

i cant explain how gay this thread is, the self-respect thrown away for attention and it's boarding at low levels of dickridery.

Da fuck slim?

Lmaoooo

I thought since Macklemore dropped Same Love, being gay was cool now. I imagine this is what it felt like to be black after that I have a dream speech

You should probably stop now.

ITT A lot of jealousy from people wishing they were bags


Except for you. I really like you for some reason. I'm calling you Kool from now on, and everyone else is The Gang

The point is ya'll mean jealous, anyway, Bags is on the funniest person on here.

I approve of this thread

Au contraire, mon frère

Bags is g.o.a.t. imo, because of the geno, bags, gamble collab. Gawd status.

Lmao who did the ballbags tag?

Well played.

Why wish to be anything but yourself?

answer is a terrible boarder