Cooking for yourself

Neighbor · 10-25-2013, 08:56 PM

Cheese tortellini out of a bag, peanut butter & jelly sandwich, 2 Slim Jims, & a cup of Patron w/ Hawaiian Punch

Fml

Cashius · 10-25-2013, 08:58 PM

Are you broke?

Hit up a Wendy's or a Micky D's for some double cheeses, young prince.

Ghost1 · 10-25-2013, 09:01 PM

LOL

Hawaiin punch an patron tho?

Sintro · 10-25-2013, 09:03 PM

Sounds good but I like my tequila dirty

Wise Wiggles · 10-25-2013, 09:12 PM

Stoner food... Mmmmmm

Greed · 10-25-2013, 09:13 PM

Hard out here for a pimp

Neighbor · 10-25-2013, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cashius

Are you broke?

Hit up a Wendy's or a Micky D's for some double cheeses, young prince.

Nah, mang lol

I usually DO go for the McDouble.. 25g protein, 330 cal's, $1, pimp food

My girl's on a fucking juice cleanse all week, so I been eating the most bizarre foods to help keep my sanity

That & just a lack of any genuine effort on my part

Neighbor · 10-25-2013, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

LOL

Hawaiin punch an patron tho?

Bags, it's delicious

I usually just do shots if I'm out, but you get a big cup o' juice & just 50/50 it & you're goooood

Destroyer · 10-25-2013, 09:28 PM

that sounds delicious tbhawaiian

Ghost1 · 10-25-2013, 09:31 PM

hmm, will try

Neighbor · 10-25-2013, 09:33 PM

P.S. How's the upload coming?

Diode · 10-25-2013, 09:38 PM

sad times indeed.

PancakeBrah · 10-25-2013, 10:55 PM

Eggs.

Objective · 10-25-2013, 11:22 PM

Sausages, spaghetti and minced meat. All 3 things kinda cheap and delicious together. Cut the sausages in tiny-medium sized ''wheels'' and fry them in a pan, when it's done you take it away on a platter or some shit. Then the minced meat; when the minced meat is starting to get some color add tomato puree, some water and oregano. These things are fairly cheap as well if you're on a budget. When the minced meat is done you add the sausaces to the spaghetti sauce you've just successfully made.

Should be enough for 2-3 meals if you buy a package with 8-10 sausages, 0,5-1kg of some cheap spaghetti and tomato puree shouldn't be too expensive either. Minced meat on the other hand depends a bit, but if you get the 600-800 gram one you should be able to make portions enough for 3 meals. You probably got some oregano lying around.

If you want to you can make everything at once and microwave it for breakfast n shit as well.

Actually tastes fairly decent and it's done in about 20 minutes. There you go, a 10-15$ meal (5$ max for a meal/dinner per day if you portion it) for yourself that isn't too bad and should be just enough to fill your stomach to be satisfied for another 4 hours. I make it every now and then myself.

Split · 10-26-2013, 03:38 AM

dont make the faggot casserole Objetcive is trying to push on tou with his Norweigan agenda.

1. grille cheese and bacon
2. stir fry w/ Market basket general tsou sauce
3. pasta and meatballs no cheese no name no gimmicks

you should be good

Cope · 10-26-2013, 06:54 AM

cooking like broke folk tbh..

Sn00p · 10-26-2013, 07:44 AM

I'd tell you what I do when I cook for myself, but I just realized I don't know any cooking terms in English, so I can't really say anything. :(

Frank Metts · 10-26-2013, 09:43 AM

Shit just made some tiramisu the other day shit was banging ... But I didn't add rum just rum flavoring...

On my days off I cook a lot, on lazy days I'll just grab a crock pot through in a nice chuck roast some fresh veggies, mushrooms, baby carrots, red skinned potatoes and a whole onion and some seasoning and a tiny bit of water turn it on low in the morning and wait till dinner time and have an amazing meal

Meth · 10-26-2013, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

I'd tell you what I do when I cook for myself, but I just realized I don't know any cooking terms in English, so I can't really say anything. :(

Lol.

Those are the only words u decided not to learn?

Sn00p · 10-26-2013, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meth

Lol.

Those are the only words u decided not to learn?

It's kinda funny, I just never had to. Of course I know the basic terminology and I could probably try and get everything across, but cooking English is the hardest English to me.

10-25-2013, 08:56 PM	#1
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	Cooking for yourself Cheese tortellini out of a bag, peanut butter & jelly sandwich, 2 Slim Jims, & a cup of Patron w/ Hawaiian Punch Fml __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

10-25-2013, 09:12 PM	#5
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Stoner food... Mmmmmm __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

10-25-2013, 09:33 PM	#11
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	P.S. How's the upload coming? __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

10-25-2013, 09:38 PM	#12
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	sad times indeed. __________________

10-25-2013, 10:55 PM	#13
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Eggs. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

10-25-2013, 08:58 PM	#2
Cashius I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,555 Battle Record: 77-13 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - The Quick & The Dead II - BA Swag & Flow Tournament - 1-2 Season 3 - NBL Season 6 - The Elements - Fall Brawl II - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Season 9 - Summer Classic VII - 50+ Wins - The Winter Classic - Tag Team Tourney -1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20257523	Are you broke? Hit up a Wendy's or a Micky D's for some double cheeses, young prince.

10-25-2013, 09:03 PM	#4
Sintro Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 71 Battle Record: 3-2 Rep Power: 0	Sounds good but I like my tequila dirty

10-25-2013, 09:13 PM	#6
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,721 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975687	Hard out here for a pimp

10-25-2013, 11:22 PM	#14
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Sausages, spaghetti and minced meat. All 3 things kinda cheap and delicious together. Cut the sausages in tiny-medium sized ''wheels'' and fry them in a pan, when it's done you take it away on a platter or some shit. Then the minced meat; when the minced meat is starting to get some color add tomato puree, some water and oregano. These things are fairly cheap as well if you're on a budget. When the minced meat is done you add the sausaces to the spaghetti sauce you've just successfully made. Should be enough for 2-3 meals if you buy a package with 8-10 sausages, 0,5-1kg of some cheap spaghetti and tomato puree shouldn't be too expensive either. Minced meat on the other hand depends a bit, but if you get the 600-800 gram one you should be able to make portions enough for 3 meals. You probably got some oregano lying around. If you want to you can make everything at once and microwave it for breakfast n shit as well. Actually tastes fairly decent and it's done in about 20 minutes. There you go, a 10-15$ meal (5$ max for a meal/dinner per day if you portion it) for yourself that isn't too bad and should be just enough to fill your stomach to be satisfied for another 4 hours. I make it every now and then myself. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 10-25-2013 at 11:25 PM.

10-26-2013, 03:38 AM	#15
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	dont make the faggot casserole Objetcive is trying to push on tou with his Norweigan agenda. 1. grille cheese and bacon 2. stir fry w/ Market basket general tsou sauce 3. pasta and meatballs no cheese no name no gimmicks you should be good __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

10-26-2013, 06:54 AM	#16
Cope Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 37 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 0	cooking like broke folk tbh..

10-26-2013, 07:44 AM	#17
Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,988 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213753	I'd tell you what I do when I cook for myself, but I just realized I don't know any cooking terms in English, so I can't really say anything. :(

10-26-2013, 09:43 AM	#18
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	Shit just made some tiramisu the other day shit was banging ... But I didn't add rum just rum flavoring... On my days off I cook a lot, on lazy days I'll just grab a crock pot through in a nice chuck roast some fresh veggies, mushrooms, baby carrots, red skinned potatoes and a whole onion and some seasoning and a tiny bit of water turn it on low in the morning and wait till dinner time and have an amazing meal