Cooking for yourself
 

Cheese tortellini out of a bag, peanut butter & jelly sandwich, 2 Slim Jims, & a cup of Patron w/ Hawaiian Punch

Fml

Are you broke?

Hit up a Wendy's or a Micky D's for some double cheeses, young prince.

LOL

Hawaiin punch an patron tho?

Sounds good but I like my tequila dirty

Stoner food... Mmmmmm

Hard out here for a pimp

Nah, mang lol

I usually DO go for the McDouble.. 25g protein, 330 cal's, $1, pimp food

My girl's on a fucking juice cleanse all week, so I been eating the most bizarre foods to help keep my sanity

That & just a lack of any genuine effort on my part

Bags, it's delicious

I usually just do shots if I'm out, but you get a big cup o' juice & just 50/50 it & you're goooood

that sounds delicious tbhawaiian

hmm, will try

P.S. How's the upload coming?

sad times indeed.

Eggs.

Sausages, spaghetti and minced meat. All 3 things kinda cheap and delicious together. Cut the sausages in tiny-medium sized ''wheels'' and fry them in a pan, when it's done you take it away on a platter or some shit. Then the minced meat; when the minced meat is starting to get some color add tomato puree, some water and oregano. These things are fairly cheap as well if you're on a budget. When the minced meat is done you add the sausaces to the spaghetti sauce you've just successfully made.

Should be enough for 2-3 meals if you buy a package with 8-10 sausages, 0,5-1kg of some cheap spaghetti and tomato puree shouldn't be too expensive either. Minced meat on the other hand depends a bit, but if you get the 600-800 gram one you should be able to make portions enough for 3 meals. You probably got some oregano lying around.

If you want to you can make everything at once and microwave it for breakfast n shit as well.

Actually tastes fairly decent and it's done in about 20 minutes. There you go, a 10-15$ meal (5$ max for a meal/dinner per day if you portion it) for yourself that isn't too bad and should be just enough to fill your stomach to be satisfied for another 4 hours. I make it every now and then myself.

dont make the faggot casserole Objetcive is trying to push on tou with his Norweigan agenda.

1. grille cheese and bacon
2. stir fry w/ Market basket general tsou sauce
3. pasta and meatballs no cheese no name no gimmicks

you should be good

cooking like broke folk tbh..

I'd tell you what I do when I cook for myself, but I just realized I don't know any cooking terms in English, so I can't really say anything. :(

Shit just made some tiramisu the other day shit was banging ... But I didn't add rum just rum flavoring...

On my days off I cook a lot, on lazy days I'll just grab a crock pot through in a nice chuck roast some fresh veggies, mushrooms, baby carrots, red skinned potatoes and a whole onion and some seasoning and a tiny bit of water turn it on low in the morning and wait till dinner time and have an amazing meal

Lol.

Those are the only words u decided not to learn?

It's kinda funny, I just never had to. Of course I know the basic terminology and I could probably try and get everything across, but cooking English is the hardest English to me.