So... did jesus have to be circumcised?

Plot · 08-03-2013, 12:56 PM

By someone? That's a bit of a flaw by the great creator isn't it?
To make his son with a flaw, or maybe he was just born circumcised.

Witty · 08-03-2013, 12:59 PM

Yes, he was a Jewish male, he would have been circumcised.

Witty · 08-03-2013, 01:01 PM

Also, they don't get circumcised because they believe foreskin is a flaw.

veritas · 08-03-2013, 01:03 PM

Picard facepalm to thread.

Plot · 08-03-2013, 01:03 PM

Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

Witty · 08-03-2013, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Plot

Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

I don't know, I wasn't there.

Fig · 08-03-2013, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Plot

Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

Yeah they eat them

Witty · 08-03-2013, 01:07 PM

There was a guy who believed the rings of Saturn were Jesus' foreskin.

Albert Rhymestein · 08-03-2013, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

There was a guy who believed the rings of Saturn were Jesus' foreskin.

Jesus..

Mr. J · 08-04-2013, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

There was a guy who believed the rings of Saturn were Jesus' foreskin.

fact

Fig · 08-03-2013, 01:10 PM

I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

Mael · 08-03-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Figurative

I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

This literally made me laugh out loud with tears in my eyes. Good God.

Orc · 08-03-2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Figurative

I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

08-03-2013, 01:13 PM

The Vatican has his foreskin hidden in their library.

Geno · 08-03-2013, 02:15 PM

He was supposedly king of the jews, if you believe in such a thing. So yes. Jews consider it to be hygenic to get circumsized. Its pretty much a must. Or at least it was. Not sure annymore though

Plot · 08-03-2013, 02:18 PM

Hygenic! So to the jews the foreskin is a flaw then

Geno · 08-03-2013, 02:20 PM

Exactly

Plot · 08-03-2013, 02:28 PM

And then I guess he was born without one, coz his dad wouldn't have made his son flawed right?

Fig · 08-03-2013, 02:33 PM

You say stupid things

Witty · 08-03-2013, 02:52 PM

Circumcision began as an 'outward sign of man's participation in Israel's covenant with God'

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	So... did jesus have to be circumcised? By someone? That's a bit of a flaw by the great creator isn't it? To make his son with a flaw, or maybe he was just born circumcised.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Yes, he was a Jewish male, he would have been circumcised. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Also, they don't get circumcised because they believe foreskin is a flaw. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	There was a guy who believed the rings of Saturn were Jesus' foreskin. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

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Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	The Vatican has his foreskin hidden in their library.

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	He was supposedly king of the jews, if you believe in such a thing. So yes. Jews consider it to be hygenic to get circumsized. Its pretty much a must. Or at least it was. Not sure annymore though __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	Hygenic! So to the jews the foreskin is a flaw then

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Exactly __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	And then I guess he was born without one, coz his dad wouldn't have made his son flawed right?

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Circumcision began as an 'outward sign of man's participation in Israel's covenant with God' __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.