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Plot 08-03-2013 12:56 PM

So... did jesus have to be circumcised?
 
By someone? That's a bit of a flaw by the great creator isn't it?
To make his son with a flaw, or maybe he was just born circumcised.

Witty 08-03-2013 12:59 PM

Yes, he was a Jewish male, he would have been circumcised.

Witty 08-03-2013 01:01 PM

Also, they don't get circumcised because they believe foreskin is a flaw.

veritas 08-03-2013 01:03 PM

Picard facepalm to thread.

Plot 08-03-2013 01:03 PM

Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

Witty 08-03-2013 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plot (Post 110581)
Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

I don't know, I wasn't there.

Fig 08-03-2013 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plot (Post 110581)
Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

Yeah they eat them

Witty 08-03-2013 01:07 PM

There was a guy who believed the rings of Saturn were Jesus' foreskin.

Fig 08-03-2013 01:10 PM

I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

Rawn M.D. 08-03-2013 01:13 PM

The Vatican has his foreskin hidden in their library.

Mael 08-03-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative (Post 110589)
I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

This literally made me laugh out loud with tears in my eyes. Good God.

Geno 08-03-2013 02:15 PM

He was supposedly king of the jews, if you believe in such a thing. So yes. Jews consider it to be hygenic to get circumsized. Its pretty much a must. Or at least it was. Not sure annymore though

Plot 08-03-2013 02:18 PM

Hygenic! So to the jews the foreskin is a flaw then

Geno 08-03-2013 02:20 PM

Exactly

Plot 08-03-2013 02:28 PM

And then I guess he was born without one, coz his dad wouldn't have made his son flawed right?

Fig 08-03-2013 02:33 PM

You say stupid things

Witty 08-03-2013 02:52 PM

Circumcision began as an 'outward sign of man's participation in Israel's covenant with God'

Witty 08-03-2013 02:54 PM

It is also like a rite of passage for jewish males, although people born without foreskin are seen as Holy men but Jesus was not one of them.

Jews also do not believe Jesus is God's son, and tbh they know best....they were there.

Plot 08-03-2013 03:12 PM

All men are born with foreskins
And Jesus was the King of the jews, Gods Son.
Born with a foreskin that was a flaw in his fathers workshop!

Orc 08-03-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative (Post 110589)
I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

http://i.imgur.com/xMtDh.gif


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