My crazy ass uncle is trying to fuck me maybe

Fig · 05-13-2014, 08:49 PM

This dude been in and out of psych wards

He's about 2 years older than me

So a couple days ago, he comes out of the closet, fine, whatever
But yesterday, he messages me talking about,

"don't tell anyone but I'm finding a place to stay out where you're at, and yeah, it's about time you showed up"

Whatever the fuck that means?

Is my butthole in danger?

Certain · 05-13-2014, 08:52 PM

Give him a visit. Record it. Post it on xhamster.

Ghost1 · 05-13-2014, 08:57 PM

Vintage fig

An

His biggest fan in attendance also.

*fart noise* thumbs down.

Fig · 05-13-2014, 09:04 PM

Destroyer · 05-13-2014, 09:05 PM

Your butthole is in immediate jeopardy

Fig · 05-13-2014, 09:07 PM

I don't even know him that well

This dude is on so many meds, he can't even speak right

He called me up, asking how I was emotionally coping with my mom being anemic. Um, dude I'm at work, I'll call you later

Fuck that I didn't call his ass back

Hush · 05-13-2014, 09:08 PM

He said "hay"

Protect ur anus cuz

Ghost1 · 05-13-2014, 09:08 PM

Looooooool

Ok

Text an his pic leaned me

W9rd. Ur butthole is done. Accept it.

Fig · 05-13-2014, 09:16 PM

I'm going to need a place to stay while my tio is anal seeking on these streets

Who will open their doors to the young God, with no guarantee that I won't injure you

Ghost1 · 05-13-2014, 09:17 PM

Never.

Fig · 05-13-2014, 09:20 PM

You're Veritas' kill sport

I wouldn't daaaare

El Muffin · 05-13-2014, 11:24 PM

Tags. Your it

Fig · 05-13-2014, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

Tag. Your it

You're

Batty · 05-14-2014, 03:38 AM

Yeah, this nigga gonna try to get you to drink wine with him and then wrestle.

Be careful.

Diode · 05-14-2014, 09:26 AM

@Adonis is trying to fuck you?

Baron Mynd · 05-14-2014, 09:58 AM

Fig jocking my wincest threads?

Get the entire fuck outta here.

Fig · 05-14-2014, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baron Mynd

Fig jocking my wincest threads?

Get the entire fuck outta here.

Except this is real

I'm scared of being raped

Batty · 05-14-2014, 07:30 PM

I zoomed in on the pic, nigga lookin like an Asian Mr. Potato head.

That's besides the point tho, ya butthole is on thin ice and this dude is pogo'ing on a jackhammer.

Split · 05-14-2014, 09:59 AM

Tito's gonna tenderize ur colon bro

& he's going in dry

Badweather · 05-14-2014, 08:02 PM

Uncle Gold Dust is gonna dick stomp your turds in, dude.

05-13-2014, 08:49 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	My crazy ass uncle is trying to fuck me maybe This dude been in and out of psych wards He's about 2 years older than me So a couple days ago, he comes out of the closet, fine, whatever But yesterday, he messages me talking about, "don't tell anyone but I'm finding a place to stay out where you're at, and yeah, it's about time you showed up" Whatever the fuck that means? Is my butthole in danger? __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

05-13-2014, 08:52 PM	#2
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Give him a visit. Record it. Post it on xhamster. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

05-13-2014, 09:04 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	__________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

05-13-2014, 09:07 PM	#6
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I don't even know him that well This dude is on so many meds, he can't even speak right He called me up, asking how I was emotionally coping with my mom being anemic. Um, dude I'm at work, I'll call you later Fuck that I didn't call his ass back __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

05-13-2014, 09:08 PM	#7
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	He said "hay" Protect ur anus cuz __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

05-13-2014, 09:16 PM	#9
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I'm going to need a place to stay while my tio is anal seeking on these streets Who will open their doors to the young God, with no guarantee that I won't injure you __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

05-13-2014, 09:20 PM	#11
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	You're Veritas' kill sport I wouldn't daaaare __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

05-13-2014, 11:24 PM	#12
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05-14-2014, 03:38 AM	#14
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Yeah, this nigga gonna try to get you to drink wine with him and then wrestle. Be careful.

05-14-2014, 09:26 AM	#15
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	@Adonis is trying to fuck you? __________________

05-14-2014, 09:58 AM	#16
Baron Mynd PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	Fig jocking my wincest threads? Get the entire fuck outta here. __________________ PROVEN BITER

05-14-2014, 07:30 PM	#18
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	I zoomed in on the pic, nigga lookin like an Asian Mr. Potato head. That's besides the point tho, ya butthole is on thin ice and this dude is pogo'ing on a jackhammer.

05-14-2014, 09:59 AM	#19
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Tito's gonna tenderize ur colon bro & he's going in dry __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-14-2014, 08:02 PM	#20
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Uncle Gold Dust is gonna dick stomp your turds in, dude. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.