My crazy ass uncle is trying to fuck me maybe
 

This dude been in and out of psych wards

He's about 2 years older than me

So a couple days ago, he comes out of the closet, fine, whatever
But yesterday, he messages me talking about,

"don't tell anyone but I'm finding a place to stay out where you're at, and yeah, it's about time you showed up"

Whatever the fuck that means?

Is my butthole in danger?

Give him a visit. Record it. Post it on xhamster.

Vintage fig

An

His biggest fan in attendance also.

*fart noise* thumbs down.

Your butthole is in immediate jeopardy

I don't even know him that well

This dude is on so many meds, he can't even speak right

He called me up, asking how I was emotionally coping with my mom being anemic. Um, dude I'm at work, I'll call you later

Fuck that I didn't call his ass back

He said "hay"

Protect ur anus cuz

Looooooool


Ok

Text an his pic leaned me


W9rd. Ur butthole is done. Accept it.

I'm going to need a place to stay while my tio is anal seeking on these streets

Who will open their doors to the young God, with no guarantee that I won't injure you

Never.

You're Veritas' kill sport

I wouldn't daaaare

Tags. Your it

You're

Yeah, this nigga gonna try to get you to drink wine with him and then wrestle.

Be careful.

@Adonis is trying to fuck you?

Fig jocking my wincest threads?

Get the entire fuck outta here.

Tito's gonna tenderize ur colon bro

& he's going in dry

Except this is real

I'm scared of being raped

I zoomed in on the pic, nigga lookin like an Asian Mr. Potato head.

That's besides the point tho, ya butthole is on thin ice and this dude is pogo'ing on a jackhammer.

Uncle Gold Dust is gonna dick stomp your turds in, dude.