john hensley vs. Lotto Smirk {john hensley wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@john hensley vs. @Lotto Smirk


Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Friday,
  June 7th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Monday, June 3rd 2013
• Voting ends Tuesday 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[john hensley]

12

[john hensley]

U lack rationale so I know your morale's low.
How you reachin' my Pedigree after gettin turned to dog food by Alpo?
Awaitin my induction, no way ur erasin this deduction.
I'll hit the Lotto but still be nice enough to pay for his facial reconstruction.
Watch the coward run, from the get u know this clown was done.
If there's a Smirk on a girls face it's only because I'm going down on one.
Claim you'll blast a trigger but I'm guessin ya lack the vigor.
Cuz the only Mean Gene you ever had was the wrestling action figure.
Ur a nobody, once Knuck matched us he signed/sealed ya fate.
At least this battle'll get u Maximum Views like Prime Real Estate.
Ur somethin like retarded & I ain't done with what I started.
U can act like a ' smart Alec ' but now you're just one of The Departed.


pz

[Lotto Smirk]

check

[Lotto Smirk]

Hen's text careers down the crapper, hes outdated as a rapper
Been a sharp nine years since hes done text.. n now ranked lower than that battler
Sorry i was busy with ya girl but thanks for the ext, cheers
Sad you gave me a lil extra when ur girls been wanting that for years
gay with that wrestling shit,bet ya think of it when ya having sex
cuz when john cena naked chick, he'd close his eyes n picture images of HIM when he flexs
So you been around for time,had more expierence on sites, thats fine
we could b-boys n then rapmusic n i'll prove this netcee can't project rhyme
Peeped the summer classic mag,i got mad,i was labelled as an underdog
n ironically last night i fit the picture when ya girl was fucking me on top
Don't need medical advice to tell this battles won
but i got 3 doctors sayin its irritable bowels w/ how much im shittin all over the john

[StarFaggot]

John:

Action figure line was nice. The rest was kind of basic stuff.

Lotto:

you had some pretty good concepts but the execution was lacking severely. Seems like maybe you didn't have the time to put it all together.


Vote:

John had superior wording and Lotto had more creative concepts but just not delivered well. MGVT John

[Greed]

Lotto killed that man.

V ls

[Allen Knight]

U lack rationale so I know your morale's low.
How you reachin' my Pedigree after gettin turned to dog food by Alpo?
Awaitin my induction, no way ur erasin this deduction.
I'll hit the Lotto but still be nice enough to pay for his facial reconstruction.
Watch the coward run, from the get u know this clown was done.
If there's a Smirk on a girls face it's only because I'm going down on one.
Claim you'll blast a trigger but I'm guessin ya lack the vigor.
Cuz the only Mean Gene you ever had was the wrestling action figure.


Vs


Sorry i was busy with ya girl but thanks for the ext, cheers
Sad you gave me a lil extra when ur girls been wanting that for years
gay with that wrestling shit,bet ya think of it when ya having sex
cuz when john cena naked chick, he'd close his eyes n picture images of HIM when he flexs

V/hens, this was a cool battle, lotto had some nice concepts but wording messed some up also the shit on john concept been done to death on him,
i like the 2 i quoted...i just feel hens was more consistent wit some dope bars also overall a nice verse, but good battle.

[Joe Metts]

Hens had the mean gene shit that was line of the battle. Decent keyed up Hens verse. Some old refs like departed but still hit decent.

Lotto had the sharp line. Seen john cena and john/toilet line a alotttttt against hens. Lil extra was ok. Overall wasn't enough imo.


V/hens

[Arch.]

Hens' 1st 4 were pretty good... lotto had his opener and the little extra... funny you both had wrestling references. ..

vote Hens

[Lotto Smirk]

word thanks for the votes will vote on yours later props nice verse hens