i can't write a topical for shit

maths debate · 02-26-2014, 07:26 PM

@El Pancake

how the fuck do you do this dawg

i just spent a hour blowing my brains out trying to write about some fantasy shit using words i've never heard of and all i've come up with so far is 2 lines

yo i need an ext

Destroyer · 02-26-2014, 07:31 PM

what's the topic?

maths debate · 02-26-2014, 07:33 PM

the invisible man

hold up i think i got this

Destroyer · 02-26-2014, 07:34 PM

you sure?
cause I can prolly have bags whip up a couple of bars on the invisible man if needed
holla

Aesthetic · 02-26-2014, 07:36 PM

when, where, why, how.

Make up some words and use google until it corrects you. Then use that word; then make sense of that word and combine it with a whole bunch of other big words until it's impossible to make sense. After it cant be translated, act like it makes sense.

After that, everyone should give you votes because they dont wanna look dumb. Oh yeah, try and use descriptions about the things that dont make sense like:

The asteroids vortex collapsed with fractals of colors shooting rampant.

YDK · 02-27-2014, 01:41 AM

[QUOTE=Aesthetic;284981]when, where, why, how.

Make up some words and use google until it corrects you. Then use that word; then make sense of that word and combine it with a whole bunch of other big words until it's impossible to make sense. After it cant be translated, act like it makes sense.

After that, everyone should give you votes because they dont wanna look dumb. Oh yeah, try and use descriptions about the things that dont make sense like:

The asteroids vortex collapsed with fractals of colors shooting rampant.[/QUOTE]

LMFAO I think I just had a mini aneurism however he fuck you spell it

Certain · 02-26-2014, 07:40 PM

You don't have to write in any one style or with any one frame of mind.

dead man and Baron Mynd have very different methods and writing styles, and they're in The Winter Topical championship match right now.

PancakeBrah · 02-26-2014, 07:55 PM

idk. just force yourself if you're not feeling it.

I wasn't particularly inspired by the topic this week either. That's more of a me problem than a problem with the topic, though.

Best of luck.

maths debate · 02-26-2014, 08:02 PM

all tips considered

i look forward to my complete & utter destruction in the AOWL

uh-oh · 02-26-2014, 08:05 PM

topics are the only thing that make topicals suck

Fig · 02-26-2014, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

topics are the only thing that make topicals suck

THATS WHY THE OPEN MIC IS COOL

YOU SHOULD GET INVOLVED

CAPS

Fig · 02-26-2014, 08:30 PM

I should get involved too

Certain · 02-26-2014, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferrari Fig

I should get involved too

This was good.

Fig · 02-26-2014, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

This was good.

Although I don't know why

Certain · 02-26-2014, 08:34 PM

Fig, will you be getting any superlatives in your yearbook?

I could see you as "Most likely to disappear for seventeen years, then show up at the 2034 reunion with one leg and breast implants," if I were guessing.

Fig · 02-26-2014, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Fig, will you be getting any superlatives in your yearbook?

I could see you as "Most likely to disappear for seventeen years, then show up at the 2034 reunion with one leg and breast implants," if I were guessing.

I won most comedic :)

Split · 02-26-2014, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferrari Fig

I won most comedic :)

I got 2nd place for most sarcastic

There was no most comedic or I woulda smashed that

There was class clown but that ain't me either

Fuckjbg stupid Puritan massachusetts

Fig · 02-26-2014, 08:37 PM

What does that tel you about my generation

OH BROTHER

Diode · 02-26-2014, 08:57 PM

tip:

multies are dumb. tell a good story instead of forcing rhymes. you'll go undefeated until you no show deep in the playoffs because of the holidays.

maths debate · 02-26-2014, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

tip:

multies are dumb. tell a good story instead of forcing rhymes. you'll go undefeated until you no show deep in the playoffs because of the holidays.

i just got into the groove with 10 lines of multi overkill and then you post this

02-26-2014, 07:26 PM	#1
maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936249	i can't write a topical for shit @El Pancake how the fuck do you do this dawg i just spent a hour blowing my brains out trying to write about some fantasy shit using words i've never heard of and all i've come up with so far is 2 lines yo i need an ext

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YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	[QUOTE=Aesthetic;284981]when, where, why, how. Make up some words and use google until it corrects you. Then use that word; then make sense of that word and combine it with a whole bunch of other big words until it's impossible to make sense. After it cant be translated, act like it makes sense. After that, everyone should give you votes because they dont wanna look dumb. Oh yeah, try and use descriptions about the things that dont make sense like: The asteroids vortex collapsed with fractals of colors shooting rampant.[/QUOTE] LMFAO I think I just had a mini aneurism however he fuck you spell it __________________

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	You don't have to write in any one style or with any one frame of mind. dead man and Baron Mynd have very different methods and writing styles, and they're in The Winter Topical championship match right now. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	idk. just force yourself if you're not feeling it. I wasn't particularly inspired by the topic this week either. That's more of a me problem than a problem with the topic, though. Best of luck. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	topics are the only thing that make topicals suck __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936249	the invisible man hold up i think i got this

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Aesthetic Pimp Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: N/W Posts: 1,068 Battle Record: 1-12 Rep Power: 0	when, where, why, how. Make up some words and use google until it corrects you. Then use that word; then make sense of that word and combine it with a whole bunch of other big words until it's impossible to make sense. After it cant be translated, act like it makes sense. After that, everyone should give you votes because they dont wanna look dumb. Oh yeah, try and use descriptions about the things that dont make sense like: The asteroids vortex collapsed with fractals of colors shooting rampant.

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maths debate maths da dawg Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 207 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 1936249	all tips considered i look forward to my complete & utter destruction in the AOWL

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I should get involved too __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Fig, will you be getting any superlatives in your yearbook? I could see you as "Most likely to disappear for seventeen years, then show up at the 2034 reunion with one leg and breast implants," if I were guessing. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	What does that tel you about my generation OH BROTHER __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	tip: multies are dumb. tell a good story instead of forcing rhymes. you'll go undefeated until you no show deep in the playoffs because of the holidays. __________________