Witty vs Immaculate {Witty wins}

RPK · 04-01-2013, 11:59 AM

AOB 1-2 Punch

Rules

Due Dates:
Bars are due Thursday 11:59 PM PST.
Voting ends Saturday 11:59 PM PST.
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2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
If your opponent doesn't check in,
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@Witty @Immaculate

Immaculate · 04-02-2013, 02:17 AM

Yup. G'luck to myself as Witty will probably destroy me.

Witty · 04-02-2013, 02:39 PM

You shouldn't be so sure lol

check and good luck to you too.

Witty · 04-04-2013, 03:36 PM

This hoe fucking with King Keith on aim to relieve tension
I-M on his dick hard, and he just ignores those when she sends 'em

Immaculate · 04-04-2013, 04:45 PM

If I had money to spend on this goof it would be a real life and Irish Socks
Cause if I ever did see him in real life? I bet he'd be more hairier then his Tiberian Fox

bleak · 04-04-2013, 06:27 PM

Witty had a nice personal.

I don't see a really hard punch, Immac. Work on finding something that's gonna seriously insult your opponent.

V/Witty pretty easily

Sharp · 04-04-2013, 07:00 PM

Witty's was okay, pretty funny

Mac's didn't really do any damage at all. As a general rule, sig/avy flips have to be really good to hit, and that wasn't.

V/Witty

Dove Dozer · 04-05-2013, 01:56 AM

I dunno if im permitted to vote due to me not being active in this league. But ill vote and if it dont count, so be it.

These 2 line battes must be thought out well to hit hard imo, wittys had a taste of humor along with his punch, whereas immac. Had an ok punchline but wouldve been better with a little better flow and something a little more vicious hitting. Ya gotta learn somehow, and witty is a top notch writer to go up against i know first hand. Short battle though. Nice try immac.

V/witty

God Of War · 04-05-2013, 02:29 AM

witty wins

altho it almost fucked him up cuz when if irst read it i read it as "IM" on his dick rofl dkhfdkh

Dope girl · 04-05-2013, 07:55 AM

Vote-Witty He cm out stronger than Imma.

Plot · 04-05-2013, 01:07 PM

Agree with God, Almost seemed homo till a second read, better than a 'your hairy like a fox punch tho'
V-Witty

Ghost1 · 04-05-2013, 09:17 PM

V witty

Def_fuckin_5 · 04-06-2013, 09:20 PM

vote=witty

Mike Wrecka · 04-06-2013, 10:29 PM

vote witty

despite the obvious Freudian gayness

Lotto Smirk · 04-07-2013, 07:06 AM

v- Witty just a overall harder personal punch

04-01-2013, 11:59 AM	#1
RPK Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 227 Battle Record: 7-4 Rep Power: 38	Witty vs Immaculate {Witty wins} AOB 1-2 Punch Rules Due Dates: Bars are due Thursday 11:59 PM PST. Voting ends Saturday 11:59 PM PST. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. No extensions, but a 12 hour grace period is available to all. Voting: Must vote on 5 battles and post your links. Post the links in the thread titled "Week 1 Voting Links'" You will be punished if you don't post all 5 voting links. General Rules: 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. Feeding = DQ. Recycling = DQ. Biting = DQ. No freeposting, swaying or bitching. A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged. If your opponent doesn't check in, you still have to post a bar. @Witty @Immaculate

04-02-2013, 02:39 PM	#3
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	You shouldn't be so sure lol check and good luck to you too. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-04-2013, 03:36 PM	#4
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	This hoe fucking with King Keith on aim to relieve tension I-M on his dick hard, and he just ignores those when she sends 'em __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-06-2013, 10:29 PM	#14
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	vote witty despite the obvious Freudian gayness __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

04-02-2013, 02:17 AM	#2
Immaculate Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,103 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 412367	Yup. G'luck to myself as Witty will probably destroy me.

04-04-2013, 04:45 PM	#5
Immaculate Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,103 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 412367	If I had money to spend on this goof it would be a real life and Irish Socks Cause if I ever did see him in real life? I bet he'd be more hairier then his Tiberian Fox

04-05-2013, 01:56 AM	#8
Dove Dozer loose leaf bruce lee Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,077 Battle Record: 7-6 Rep Power: 1853216	I dunno if im permitted to vote due to me not being active in this league. But ill vote and if it dont count, so be it. These 2 line battes must be thought out well to hit hard imo, wittys had a taste of humor along with his punch, whereas immac. Had an ok punchline but wouldve been better with a little better flow and something a little more vicious hitting. Ya gotta learn somehow, and witty is a top notch writer to go up against i know first hand. Short battle though. Nice try immac. V/witty

04-05-2013, 02:29 AM	#9
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	witty wins altho it almost fucked him up cuz when if irst read it i read it as "IM" on his dick rofl dkhfdkh

04-05-2013, 07:55 AM	#10
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,788 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	Vote-Witty He cm out stronger than Imma.

04-05-2013, 01:07 PM	#11
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	Agree with God, Almost seemed homo till a second read, better than a 'your hairy like a fox punch tho' V-Witty

04-06-2013, 09:20 PM	#13
Def_fuckin_5 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 120 Battle Record: 3-4 Rep Power: 137478	vote=witty

04-07-2013, 07:06 AM	#15
Lotto Smirk Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,153 Battle Record: 37-49 Rep Power: 2665833	v- Witty just a overall harder personal punch