YOOOO I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on in my neighborhood..

Wise Wiggles · 01-23-2014, 06:10 PM

So I hear some yelling outside (which isn't abnormal) I think nothing of it, really. Thought it was just some punks walking by. I go outside to go to get my breathalyzer calibrated (which is where I am right now) and I see this white trash motherfucker shirtless and barefoot throwing wooden scraps into a pile yelling some shit. I give him a 'wtf are you doing look'.. Then I'm like w/e.. Get in my car, look to my left and two houses down there is a motherfucker walking across his roof barefoot and shirtless. He walks to edge and has himself a SEAT. Now I'm like wtf. It's like 39 w/windchill out. I still am like 'well w/e'.. Next thing I know, I look to the right where the initial wiggerism occurred cuz that motherfucker is still wigga booing around everywhere and some naked ass bitch runs out his front door, thru my yard, about a ft behind my car, BUCK ASS NAKED.. To the house, two down. ITS FUCKIN TWO FORTY FIVE DAYTIME. Motherfucking kids getting outta school and shit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE HOOD?

PancakeBrah · 01-23-2014, 06:15 PM

Last of the Mohicans shit.

Was interested in story.

8/10

uh-oh · 01-23-2014, 06:15 PM

shoulda took a pic bro

what if it was bigfoot?

you'd be here telling us you saw bigfoot, and no one would believe you, when you could prove to the world he's real.

dead man · 01-23-2014, 06:17 PM

lmao. sounds like you should stick around and see this play out.

how was the titties doe?

Fart · 01-23-2014, 06:25 PM

Zombie outbreak obv

Fig · 01-23-2014, 07:00 PM

You prolly guna die

big baby · 01-23-2014, 07:23 PM

i took a test and it said i should live in portland cuz im a hipster. dan u should take test

veritas · 01-24-2014, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by big baby

i took a test and it said i should live in portland cuz im a hipster. dan u should take test

IT SAID I SHOULD TOO! MAYBE I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT THINGS

PancakeBrah · 01-23-2014, 07:33 PM

what test is this

big baby · 01-23-2014, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancake

what test is this

it was on buzzfeed ill reedit with link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/...tually-live-in

PancakeBrah · 01-23-2014, 07:43 PM

I got New York. Thought I'd get Portland from some hipster answers.

They didn't have 'Wendler Powerlifting with a 7 Month Alcoholic Break' for the exercise portion so that probably effected the results.

Allen Knight · 01-23-2014, 07:52 PM

Bitch got caught cheating

Vulgar · 01-23-2014, 07:56 PM

Do you reside in Amsterdam?

Pent uP · 01-23-2014, 09:10 PM

I got portland even though the description directly interferes with my answers (I dont drink coffee; "You are up to date on the latest coffee brewing techniques" etc)

big baby · 01-23-2014, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pent uP

I got portland even though the description directly interferes with my answers (I dont drink coffee; "You are up to date on the latest coffee brewing techniques" etc)

just because you're in the porn industry means you bang pornstars

Pent uP · 01-23-2014, 09:15 PM

Fluffer

Geno · 01-23-2014, 09:19 PM

i like tithes. wtf wise, for no pics. asshole

namix · 01-23-2014, 09:32 PM

black like my soul,
sweet child o' mine,
pizza (i guess),
blessed,
destiny's child,
go on safari,
whiskey any way anytime,
sexiness bring it back
sex

...new york apparently

if portland was an option, I would go there instead of on safari for my bucket list tho.

namix · 01-23-2014, 09:40 PM

that's crazy btw wise.... if it was just dudes outside in the cold i'd say it coulda been whiskey... if the naked chick who ran outside was a four or less, then it coulda been whiskey, or zombies

if the naked chick who ran out was anywhere above a four, then i'd guess they were probably tripping, or zombies

Pent uP · 01-23-2014, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by namix

that's crazy btw wise.... if it was just dudes outside in the cold i'd say it coulda been whiskey... if the naked chick who ran outside was a four or less, then it coulda been whiskey, or zombies

if the naked chick who ran out was anywhere above a four, then i'd guess they were probably tripping, or zombies

I can't believe how accurate this probably is

01-23-2014, 06:10 PM	#1
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	YOOOO I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on in my neighborhood.. So I hear some yelling outside (which isn't abnormal) I think nothing of it, really. Thought it was just some punks walking by. I go outside to go to get my breathalyzer calibrated (which is where I am right now) and I see this white trash motherfucker shirtless and barefoot throwing wooden scraps into a pile yelling some shit. I give him a 'wtf are you doing look'.. Then I'm like w/e.. Get in my car, look to my left and two houses down there is a motherfucker walking across his roof barefoot and shirtless. He walks to edge and has himself a SEAT. Now I'm like wtf. It's like 39 w/windchill out. I still am like 'well w/e'.. Next thing I know, I look to the right where the initial wiggerism occurred cuz that motherfucker is still wigga booing around everywhere and some naked ass bitch runs out his front door, thru my yard, about a ft behind my car, BUCK ASS NAKED.. To the house, two down. ITS FUCKIN TWO FORTY FIVE DAYTIME. Motherfucking kids getting outta school and shit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE HOOD? __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

01-23-2014, 06:15 PM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Last of the Mohicans shit. Was interested in story. 8/10 __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

01-23-2014, 06:15 PM	#3
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	shoulda took a pic bro what if it was bigfoot? you'd be here telling us you saw bigfoot, and no one would believe you, when you could prove to the world he's real. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

01-23-2014, 06:17 PM	#4
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	lmao. sounds like you should stick around and see this play out. how was the titties doe? __________________ Zack Wicks for president

01-23-2014, 06:25 PM	#5
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Zombie outbreak obv __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

01-23-2014, 07:00 PM	#6
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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	what test is this __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

01-23-2014, 07:43 PM	#11
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I got New York. Thought I'd get Portland from some hipster answers. They didn't have 'Wendler Powerlifting with a 7 Month Alcoholic Break' for the exercise portion so that probably effected the results. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

01-23-2014, 07:52 PM	#12
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Bitch got caught cheating __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

01-23-2014, 07:56 PM	#13
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Do you reside in Amsterdam?

01-23-2014, 09:10 PM	#14
Pent uP Robin Williams of Fallen Victims Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,499 Battle Record: 25-11 Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x) - NWL Season 1 - Write Night I - Art of Writing League (2x) - Write Week IV Rep Power: 6862275	I got portland even though the description directly interferes with my answers (I dont drink coffee; "You are up to date on the latest coffee brewing techniques" etc)

01-23-2014, 09:15 PM	#16
Pent uP Robin Williams of Fallen Victims Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,499 Battle Record: 25-11 Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x) - NWL Season 1 - Write Night I - Art of Writing League (2x) - Write Week IV Rep Power: 6862275	Fluffer

01-23-2014, 09:19 PM	#17
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	i like tithes. wtf wise, for no pics. asshole __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

01-23-2014, 09:32 PM	#18
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	black like my soul, sweet child o' mine, pizza (i guess), blessed, destiny's child, go on safari, whiskey any way anytime, sexiness bring it back sex ...new york apparently if portland was an option, I would go there instead of on safari for my bucket list tho. __________________ well fed.

01-23-2014, 09:40 PM	#19
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	that's crazy btw wise.... if it was just dudes outside in the cold i'd say it coulda been whiskey... if the naked chick who ran outside was a four or less, then it coulda been whiskey, or zombies if the naked chick who ran out was anywhere above a four, then i'd guess they were probably tripping, or zombies __________________ well fed.