YOOOO I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on in my neighborhood..
 

So I hear some yelling outside (which isn't abnormal) I think nothing of it, really. Thought it was just some punks walking by. I go outside to go to get my breathalyzer calibrated (which is where I am right now) and I see this white trash motherfucker shirtless and barefoot throwing wooden scraps into a pile yelling some shit. I give him a 'wtf are you doing look'.. Then I'm like w/e.. Get in my car, look to my left and two houses down there is a motherfucker walking across his roof barefoot and shirtless. He walks to edge and has himself a SEAT. Now I'm like wtf. It's like 39 w/windchill out. I still am like 'well w/e'.. Next thing I know, I look to the right where the initial wiggerism occurred cuz that motherfucker is still wigga booing around everywhere and some naked ass bitch runs out his front door, thru my yard, about a ft behind my car, BUCK ASS NAKED.. To the house, two down. ITS FUCKIN TWO FORTY FIVE DAYTIME. Motherfucking kids getting outta school and shit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE HOOD?

Last of the Mohicans shit.

Was interested in story.

8/10

shoulda took a pic bro

what if it was bigfoot?

you'd be here telling us you saw bigfoot, and no one would believe you, when you could prove to the world he's real.

lmao. sounds like you should stick around and see this play out.

how was the titties doe?

Zombie outbreak obv

You prolly guna die

i took a test and it said i should live in portland cuz im a hipster. dan u should take test

what test is this

it was on buzzfeed ill reedit with link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/...tually-live-in

I got New York. Thought I'd get Portland from some hipster answers.

They didn't have 'Wendler Powerlifting with a 7 Month Alcoholic Break' for the exercise portion so that probably effected the results.

Bitch got caught cheating

Do you reside in Amsterdam?

I got portland even though the description directly interferes with my answers (I dont drink coffee; "You are up to date on the latest coffee brewing techniques" etc)

just because you're in the porn industry means you bang pornstars

Fluffer

i like tithes. wtf wise, for no pics. asshole

black like my soul,
sweet child o' mine,
pizza (i guess),
blessed,
destiny's child,
go on safari,
whiskey any way anytime,
sexiness bring it back
sex


...new york apparently


if portland was an option, I would go there instead of on safari for my bucket list tho.

that's crazy btw wise.... if it was just dudes outside in the cold i'd say it coulda been whiskey... if the naked chick who ran outside was a four or less, then it coulda been whiskey, or zombies

if the naked chick who ran out was anywhere above a four, then i'd guess they were probably tripping, or zombies

I can't believe how accurate this probably is

Shit quiz

Got london.

What coffee do you like?
Dont drink coffee

Test result: you have coffee every night before bed

No I dont I just said I dont drink coffee?

Do you exercise?
Wheres the gym? No gym option? Ok hiking it is then.

Result: you like city life

Um, okay? No.