Played basketball for the first time in 2 years today.

PancakeBrah · 03-13-2013, 07:45 PM

After hitting shoulders like a baws (delts of peace).

Beat some random dude 3 games to 1.

THE HANDLE DOESN'T GO AWAY. IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE.

Shot was horrible, tho.

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 07:47 PM

i play ball every other day.

i got a gym membership at the Y, and dudes are beast there sometimes.

no homo jokes about the Y.

PancakeBrah · 03-13-2013, 07:49 PM

IT'S ALL ABOUT HUSTLE, He whose name shall not be spoken.

5'10" OFFENSIVE REBOUNDER OF PEACE.

5'10" ANNOYING AS FUCK DEFENDER OF PEACE.

I'd destroy you, He whose name shall not be spoken. I'd beat you by 40 points.

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 07:55 PM

6'1 over here bro.

It wouldn't stop raining 3's bro.

PancakeBrah · 03-13-2013, 07:57 PM

But I'm faster and stronger than you, though.

I WOULD JUST DRIVE TO THE CUP, G.

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 08:03 PM

a 3 is the prettiest shot in the game tho, and its worth more points.

stronger than me?

LOlz

bleak · 03-13-2013, 08:06 PM

Yo Dia you gotta run to spots in basketball tho, my money's on cake.

PancakeBrah · 03-13-2013, 08:07 PM

Is Dia fat or something?

If so, it's not a contest.

I would literally run your fat ass off the court, homie G.

bleak · 03-13-2013, 08:07 PM

He's not skinny, biologically.

Not even considering how many pounds his loneliness has caused.

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 08:09 PM

when i was chunky I played better.

actually.

people get nervous when big people is coming at them.

bleak · 03-13-2013, 08:10 PM

Who gets nervous? I would check your fat ass to the pavement, g.

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 08:11 PM

more like you would get checked into the pavement rofl.

I wish I weighted the same but had more muscle but I slimmed down like a retard.

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 08:13 PM

since when did being fast help on defence anyway? shaq was a slow mother fucker and still scored on dudes. yes it does help a bit on offense, but you wouldn't get any offense against me.

PancakeBrah · 03-13-2013, 08:14 PM

Also, fukkin lol'd @ u stronger than me. Strong idiot.

Listen, Dia; your VO2 Max is not up to snuff. Your poor diet and conditioning would be your undoing. I'd play with the tenacity and pluck of a young Dennis Rodman or perchance Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. High motor.

Super high motor.

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

Also, fukkin lol'd @ u stronger than me. Strong idiot.

Listen, Dia; your VO2 Max is not up to snuff. Your poor diet and conditioning would be your undoing. I'd play with the tenacity and pluck of a young Dennis Rodman or perchance Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. High motor.

Super high motor.

wtf does diet have to do with anything.

have you seen what nba players eat?

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 08:15 PM

if you played that religiously you wouldn't have stopped for 2 years.

end of convo.

PancakeBrah · 03-13-2013, 08:17 PM

That's a byproduct of my lack of satisfaction with life, not basketball. I have a competition in me, He whose name shall not be spoken. It's nothing to do with basketball.

I RUN SPRINTS EVERY DAY, He whose name shall not be spoken. EVERYDAY. ON AN INCLINE. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE HELLFIRE OF SPEED I PLAN TO UNLEASH, HYPOTHETICALLY, UPON YOU?

Scott Akers · 03-13-2013, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

That's a byproduct of my lack of satisfaction with life, not basketball. I have a competition in me, He whose name shall not be spoken. It's nothing to do with basketball.

I RUN SPRINTS EVERY DAY, He whose name shall not be spoken. EVERYDAY. ON AN INCLINE. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE HELLFIRE OF SPEED I PLAN TO UNLEASH, HYPOTHETICALLY, UPON YOU?

won't help you.

and you assume I don't even work out.

if you rely on your speed for defence, by the time your offense gets in your going to be tired as fuck boi.

I'm sure I gotta contract with ymca just to play ball. lol.

bleak · 03-13-2013, 08:20 PM

Have you ever been dunked on, Dia?

I can show you what that is like.

PancakeBrah · 03-13-2013, 08:21 PM

You're right. VO2 Max has nothing to do with athletic ability. fukkin lol'd. u 'avin a giggle m8?

Diet simply reflects your lack of self-control, He whose name shall not be spoken. I would break you down.

Also;

NBA players are genetically superior to the average person. Just like NFL/Soccer/MLB/etc players. They are, the majority at least, mesomorph somatypes. Naturally predisposed to low body fat while easily gaining muscle and CNS strength adaptations. Also, the steroids don't hurt.

03-13-2013, 07:45 PM	#1
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Played basketball for the first time in 2 years today. After hitting shoulders like a baws (delts of peace). Beat some random dude 3 games to 1. THE HANDLE DOESN'T GO AWAY. IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE. Shot was horrible, tho. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-13-2013, 07:47 PM	#2
Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	i play ball every other day. i got a gym membership at the Y, and dudes are beast there sometimes. no homo jokes about the Y. __________________ __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; . . . : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---'

03-13-2013, 07:49 PM	#3
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	IT'S ALL ABOUT HUSTLE, He whose name shall not be spoken. 5'10" OFFENSIVE REBOUNDER OF PEACE. 5'10" ANNOYING AS FUCK DEFENDER OF PEACE. I'd destroy you, He whose name shall not be spoken. I'd beat you by 40 points. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-13-2013, 07:55 PM	#4
Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	6'1 over here bro. It wouldn't stop raining 3's bro. __________________ __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; . . . : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---'

03-13-2013, 07:57 PM	#5
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	But I'm faster and stronger than you, though. I WOULD JUST DRIVE TO THE CUP, G. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-13-2013, 08:03 PM	#6
Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	a 3 is the prettiest shot in the game tho, and its worth more points. stronger than me? LOlz __________________ __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; . . . : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---'

03-13-2013, 08:07 PM	#8
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Is Dia fat or something? If so, it's not a contest. I would literally run your fat ass off the court, homie G. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-13-2013, 08:09 PM	#10
Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	when i was chunky I played better. actually. people get nervous when big people is coming at them. __________________ __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; . . . : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---'

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Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	more like you would get checked into the pavement rofl. I wish I weighted the same but had more muscle but I slimmed down like a retard. __________________ __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; . . . : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---'

03-13-2013, 08:13 PM	#13
Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	since when did being fast help on defence anyway? shaq was a slow mother fucker and still scored on dudes. yes it does help a bit on offense, but you wouldn't get any offense against me. __________________ __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; . . . : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---'

03-13-2013, 08:14 PM	#14
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Also, fukkin lol'd @ u stronger than me. Strong idiot. Listen, Dia; your VO2 Max is not up to snuff. Your poor diet and conditioning would be your undoing. I'd play with the tenacity and pluck of a young Dennis Rodman or perchance Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. High motor. Super high motor. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-13-2013, 08:15 PM	#16
Scott Akers Detained Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,485 Battle Record: 0-1000000 Accomplishments - Post 6x in a row every time about shit no one cares about Champed - Dong bar championship sucker - Cried in front of god of war on skype - Swallows meat swords for a living - Worst battler of all time - Has a losing record vs rican Rep Power: 0	if you played that religiously you wouldn't have stopped for 2 years. end of convo. __________________ __ _...,_ (, ) , , _..---'"' `-./ :`.----.':_.-'" `, : ^ ^ : ; : 6 6 : ; : : . ; : __ : : ; `:'.--.`:' . `. ; : o o : ;`-.___ `. .'`. `----': : : ```"''"'``. `. ; . . . : : : .' .' .' .' .'_.' .' .'_.' `---' `---'

03-13-2013, 08:17 PM	#17
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	That's a byproduct of my lack of satisfaction with life, not basketball. I have a competition in me, He whose name shall not be spoken. It's nothing to do with basketball. I RUN SPRINTS EVERY DAY, He whose name shall not be spoken. EVERYDAY. ON AN INCLINE. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE HELLFIRE OF SPEED I PLAN TO UNLEASH, HYPOTHETICALLY, UPON YOU? __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-13-2013, 08:21 PM	#20
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	You're right. VO2 Max has nothing to do with athletic ability. fukkin lol'd. u 'avin a giggle m8? Diet simply reflects your lack of self-control, He whose name shall not be spoken. I would break you down. Also; NBA players are genetically superior to the average person. Just like NFL/Soccer/MLB/etc players. They are, the majority at least, mesomorph somatypes. Naturally predisposed to low body fat while easily gaining muscle and CNS strength adaptations. Also, the steroids don't hurt. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder