ITT: i tell you what you're worth as a human based on the strikta=$20 corrolary

[PancakeBrah]

I am going to apply my trade as an appraiser for the betterment of the board. For instance;

Strikta can ask for $20 from the board. Facts: strikta is a dubious parent, does drugs, and is an admitted criminal. On the other hand he's a great boarder. Above average battler.

So as an example let's take Orc. Orc is not a criminal nor a father. He is a handsome irishmen and a good boarder and a great battler. On the other hand he is effeminate and maybe slightly dumb. Under the Strikta corollary Orc can ask for $110 from the board and it'd be reasonable.

[Certain]

What could you ask from the board?

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Certain

What could you ask from the board?

Certain:

Smart and takes the board seriously. Valuable asset to netcees. Good to great writer. Possibly Jewish which is neither good nor bad but may raise his asking price. Admittedly overweight. His strict grammar usage turns off some. Needs some work on boarding. Unknown as to whether he is a father. Kind of new still so he may not have the board equity to ask for market value. I'll say $75.

[veritas]

what is my value to you fool?

[Certain]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Certain:

Smart and takes the board seriously. Valuable asset to netcees. Good to great writer. Possibly Jewish which is neither good nor bad but may raise his asking price. Admittedly overweight. His strict grammar usage turns off some. Needs some work on boarding. Unknown as to whether he is a father. Kind of new still so he may not have the board equity to ask for market value. I'll say $75.

I didn't ask about me, though.

But I will take that $75.

[Diode]

Ah, but Orc is a foreign. Gotta take that into account.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Diode

Ah, but Orc is a foreign. Gotta take that into account.

In comparison to strikta he is rich as fuck. Makes more money per netcees post than anyone else which will actually hurt his asking price because no one will want to give him money. Lifts and has an unhealthy obsession with being right. Owns rival site PR which also hurts his value. On the other hand if he is denied a netcees loan he may threaten to shut down the site and/or hack everyone. In relation to the strikta corrolary he could ask for more than the figure I'm about to present (actual Strikta Based valuation is $120 based on personal achievements) but the major force at work here is his own personal wealth which will drive down charitable interest significantly. $60.39.

[Witty]

Me!

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Witty

Me!

Tough call because of my lack of knowledge in regards to your personal life. From your opinions though you don't seem like a criminal. Generally well accepted on the board. Irish. You seem to be in danger of being blown up nowadays and I think that inflates what you can ask for as people might have empathy for your situation. This a shot in the dark but I think you could ask for $70.

[DLB]

orc wouldnt ask for money. only niggers and wiggers have done this on NC

thread invalidated

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by DLB

orc wouldnt ask for money. only niggers and wiggers have done this on NC

thread invalidated

Younger boarder going to college. Not a criminal. White. All these things give you a higher value than strikta in terms of life. Problems stem from your polarizing board reputation. $40. Should be higher but people will troll you and lower the value.

[veritas]

I would ask for your organs to experiment on.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

I would ask for your organs to experiment on.

Steady job, family man, claims to lift. Pretty solid human being in comparison to strikta. Not in jail. Your boarding will be your down fall in securing a market value netcees loan though. No one will take you seriously and will instead see it as some sort of psychological test. Market value $110 but you'd get $5.

[Dominate]

Lololol go

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Dominate

Lololol go

A teacher with a pretty much universally liked, low key boarding style. Not in jail. As far as I know not a parent. Pretty strong resume. You're Australian, though, and people will assume you'll waste your money on stupid Australian things. Also, not really active in discussion so people will be dubious of you needing a loan out of nowhere when you don't post often. $75

[Witty]

Veritas you wait your turn Sir.

Don't be impatient.

[veritas]

how fat are you Certian?

[Certain]

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

how fat are you Certian?

I fall between Bags and J. Metts, I think.

[Eŋg]

lol @ thread title. seems generous.

[Orc]

haaa great thread. i was gonna say i'm not dumb but a dumb person would think he's not dumb :O. i digress