Attention Netcitizens

Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD · 04-28-2020, 09:14 PM

The NCPD has issued a warrant for the detention and questioning of one Frankie Corleone. Mr. Corleone, thought to be related to an associate of Brooklawn criminal "Lumpy Johnston", is wanted for questioning on the following charges:

Impersonating a Member of the Wu-Tang Clan: The accused is alleged to have violated Allentown, PA's strict law against claims of false membership in 90's hip-hop acts, punishable by up to 10 years in federal prison.
Transportation of a minor across states of reality: The accused is alleged to have transported his 6 year old self into an alternate reality where he, at 6 years of age, was a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. As the victim is a child, this allegation is taken very seriously.
Possession of Illegal Crip GPS IP trackers: The accused is equipped with top of the line technology, capable of discerning anyone's continent using only their IP address.
Multiple Violations of Prop 17: Goes without saying.

Anyone with information is urged to contact the NCPD immediately. A reward of a fictional platinum gospel rap album is being offered for any tips that lead to an arrest.

Stay safe.

corleone · 04-28-2020, 09:25 PM

lol.. funny, im starting to feel like "Michael Douglas" in the film, "the game".. lmfao

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow · 04-28-2020, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corleone

lol.. funny, im starting to feel like "Michael Douglas" in the film, "the game".. lmfao

Will you be seeking your own council or shall the court appoint you an attorney?

Neighbor · 04-28-2020, 09:26 PM

DEAD

Neighbor · 04-28-2020, 09:26 PM

@Lumpy Johnston to thread

Diode · 04-28-2020, 10:36 PM

My guy I literally laughed out loud

Possibly a full chortle

Answer · 04-28-2020, 10:41 PM

90% sure I've seen the perp selling nickelbags of mids on the roughest corner of allentown

Candy · 04-28-2020, 10:45 PM

what a tragedy :(

POET MiNDER · 04-28-2020, 10:49 PM

@judge chester charlesworth

Send the Pi Coin to my wallet, my associates and I are ready for your orders.

Judge Chester Charlesworth · 04-28-2020, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POET MiNDER

@judge chester charlesworth

Send the Pi Coin to my wallet, my associates and I are ready for your orders.

Execute Order 82.

Inno · 04-28-2020, 10:50 PM

Example of prop 17:

The accused has stated he’s got goons in Miami.

Your honor, this is an absolute lie.

Geno · 04-28-2020, 11:13 PM

Lmao

Universe · 04-28-2020, 11:15 PM

Yo I'm Corleone's attorney, he just hired me with his proceeds from his AOL keystyle cyphers. I represent my client ... to the fullest.

Judge: Okay...

We are prepared for opening breath mints

Judge: Breath...? You mean opening statements?

Yes. I feel for my client about the lack of respect dogg... I mean judge. I can vouch that he also turned down 1 mill in 1999 to ghostwrite for Biggie and Pac but they was dead and my client has his morals. Plus, when Universal came knocking at his do' he told em you either sling crack rock or got a wicked jumpshot, then Biggie went back in time and bit that as well.

Prosecution: Objection...

On what grounds?

Prosecution: Um... time travel?

Judge: Sustained.

Whatever. I mean lmmmaaoooooo at these herbs for doubting him.

Judge: Why are you laughing?

I swear if they knew MC McFizzle back in the day he'd clear my clients rep. Ask Boogie and Lil Sneezy they know he was about to blow, plus, I mean he came to the netcees site in 1981 and champed every league y'alls had. Dont act like he cant put contract out on y'alls ass like money in the bank...

Prosecution: Objection. Your honor...

Judge: I'm going to put a stop to this...

Which, by the way, vinny mac from wwe offered him 2 mil for that concept. Y'alls just clowns lmmaaoooooo. Now vote for tha realest netcee Corleone in the Sharp battle or yall can eat a dick. He's turned down about 10 mil and now lives in his moms attic hoarding AOL keystyle cyphers between himself and Brilliance and Starburst from Fabolous.com which are available to purchase on his site, cuz he's a real artist. Yall can get fuckkedddd. Me and his pet spider on the window sill knows Whatsupp. peace and love my brother. Fuck these haters. I rest my case.

Judge: You... rest your case?

I mean, no... We plead the fifth, your honor.

Prosecution: Objection!

Judge: Oh for fuck sakes.

Geno · 04-28-2020, 11:32 PM

Fucking dead lmao

corleone · 04-28-2020, 11:36 PM

lol.. cool roast..

yung fe · 04-28-2020, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corleone

lol.. cool roast..

on blood jit

corleone · 04-29-2020, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yung fe

on blood jit

thats my old crib, where I was raised at.. you looked me up on the yellow pages or something?

corleone · 04-29-2020, 02:19 AM

@yung fe

ahh.. you must of heard of me from around the way, being that you from b-town.. so niggas put you on.. I ran that block for years and years.. sold so much yayo and trees, shit is crazy.. lol let these niggas know man, ya boy get it in..

POET MiNDER · 04-29-2020, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corleone

@yung fe

ahh.. you must of heard of me from around the way, being that you from b-town.. so niggas put you on.. I ran that block for years and years.. sold so much yayo and trees, shit is crazy.. lol let these niggas know man, ya boy get it in..

This tom foolery will not be tolerated. Rescind your false claims and stop playing games before The Honorable Court gets tired.

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-29-2020, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corleone

thats my old crib, where I was raised at.. you looked me up on the yellow pages or something?

Bruh I thought you had people on Sharp, but there’s people on you?!

WOW you’re soft as FUCK

04-28-2020, 09:14 PM	#1
Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 40 Rep Power: 5116058	Attention Netcitizens The NCPD has issued a warrant for the detention and questioning of one Frankie Corleone. Mr. Corleone, thought to be related to an associate of Brooklawn criminal "Lumpy Johnston", is wanted for questioning on the following charges: Impersonating a Member of the Wu-Tang Clan: The accused is alleged to have violated Allentown, PA's strict law against claims of false membership in 90's hip-hop acts, punishable by up to 10 years in federal prison. Transportation of a minor across states of reality: The accused is alleged to have transported his 6 year old self into an alternate reality where he, at 6 years of age, was a member of the Wu-Tang Clan. As the victim is a child, this allegation is taken very seriously. Possession of Illegal Crip GPS IP trackers: The accused is equipped with top of the line technology, capable of discerning anyone's continent using only their IP address. Multiple Violations of Prop 17: Goes without saying. Anyone with information is urged to contact the NCPD immediately. A reward of a fictional platinum gospel rap album is being offered for any tips that lead to an arrest. Stay safe.

04-28-2020, 09:25 PM	#2
corleone Shakespearian Dialect Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Brooklyn, NY --> Allentown, PA Posts: 1,022 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 0	lol.. funny, im starting to feel like "Michael Douglas" in the film, "the game".. lmfao __________________

04-28-2020, 09:26 PM	#4
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	DEAD __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

04-28-2020, 09:26 PM	#5
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	@Lumpy Johnston to thread __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

04-28-2020, 10:36 PM	#6
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	My guy I literally laughed out loud Possibly a full chortle __________________

04-28-2020, 10:41 PM	#7
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	90% sure I've seen the perp selling nickelbags of mids on the roughest corner of allentown

04-28-2020, 10:45 PM	#8
Candy Sell Her Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,075 Battle Record: 1-3 Rep Power: 8518432	what a tragedy :( __________________ curious más curioso y más curioso

04-28-2020, 10:49 PM	#9
POET MiNDER ne jouent pas que Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Tatooine, TX Posts: 26 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 0	@judge chester charlesworth Send the Pi Coin to my wallet, my associates and I are ready for your orders.

04-28-2020, 10:50 PM	#11
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Example of prop 17: The accused has stated he’s got goons in Miami. Your honor, this is an absolute lie.

04-28-2020, 11:13 PM	#12
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Lmao __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

04-28-2020, 11:15 PM	#13
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 1,001 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178706	Yo I'm Corleone's attorney, he just hired me with his proceeds from his AOL keystyle cyphers. I represent my client ... to the fullest. Judge: Okay... We are prepared for opening breath mints Judge: Breath...? You mean opening statements? Yes. I feel for my client about the lack of respect dogg... I mean judge. I can vouch that he also turned down 1 mill in 1999 to ghostwrite for Biggie and Pac but they was dead and my client has his morals. Plus, when Universal came knocking at his do' he told em you either sling crack rock or got a wicked jumpshot, then Biggie went back in time and bit that as well. Prosecution: Objection... On what grounds? Prosecution: Um... time travel? Judge: Sustained. Whatever. I mean lmmmaaoooooo at these herbs for doubting him. Judge: Why are you laughing? I swear if they knew MC McFizzle back in the day he'd clear my clients rep. Ask Boogie and Lil Sneezy they know he was about to blow, plus, I mean he came to the netcees site in 1981 and champed every league y'alls had. Dont act like he cant put contract out on y'alls ass like money in the bank... Prosecution: Objection. Your honor... Judge: I'm going to put a stop to this... Which, by the way, vinny mac from wwe offered him 2 mil for that concept. Y'alls just clowns lmmaaoooooo. Now vote for tha realest netcee Corleone in the Sharp battle or yall can eat a dick. He's turned down about 10 mil and now lives in his moms attic hoarding AOL keystyle cyphers between himself and Brilliance and Starburst from Fabolous.com which are available to purchase on his site, cuz he's a real artist. Yall can get fuckkedddd. Me and his pet spider on the window sill knows Whatsupp. peace and love my brother. Fuck these haters. I rest my case. Judge: You... rest your case? I mean, no... We plead the fifth, your honor. Prosecution: Objection! Judge: Oh for fuck sakes. __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..

04-28-2020, 11:32 PM	#14
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Fucking dead lmao __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

04-28-2020, 11:36 PM	#15
corleone Shakespearian Dialect Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Brooklyn, NY --> Allentown, PA Posts: 1,022 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 0	lol.. cool roast.. __________________

04-29-2020, 02:19 AM	#18
corleone Shakespearian Dialect Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Brooklyn, NY --> Allentown, PA Posts: 1,022 Battle Record: 0-3 Rep Power: 0	@yung fe ahh.. you must of heard of me from around the way, being that you from b-town.. so niggas put you on.. I ran that block for years and years.. sold so much yayo and trees, shit is crazy.. lol let these niggas know man, ya boy get it in.. __________________ Last edited by corleone; 04-29-2020 at 02:25 AM.