How did cavemen seduce women?

Vulgar · 01-12-2016, 08:39 PM

Here's one interpretation:

Strikta · 01-13-2016, 01:12 AM

I think they prolly just took the pussy whenever.

jilti · 01-13-2016, 01:48 AM

@ill nik-A

ill nik-A · 01-13-2016, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jilti

@ill nik-A

Shut your wack ass up

Unfukwitable · 01-13-2016, 02:27 AM

no need for seduction at that time.

Chill Phil · 01-13-2016, 11:28 AM

that was stupid.

everybody knows cavemen got bitches by wearing the dopest and cleanest furs, had a shit ton of tools, and constantly re-upped on meat.

Strikta · 01-13-2016, 01:27 PM

Lol^

Fart · 01-13-2016, 06:42 PM

Phil is correct though. Whomever could provide the most, got the most. Human nature.

Pharaohs Army · 01-13-2016, 10:16 PM

too funny phil.

quite honestly there were probably more "rapes" back then; and when it happened, it wasn't as frowned upon like today.

and i'm sure they werent always violent/horrible... some cavebitches would think "this is happening either way" so after the initial phase she "mind as well get into it, and enjoy at least a little bit"

that's not PC but i'm not worried considering the crowd.

i'm sure there were cavemen crushin it consensual as well

Adonis · 01-14-2016, 09:00 AM

Well, according to definitive content, I know you remember him, I need to get him here, he wrote a verse about the caveman going clubbing with a shit ton of metaphors. After the "clubbing" they'd drag an unconscious penis pocket to the cave

01-13-2016, 02:27 AM	#5
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	no need for seduction at that time. __________________ WICKeD

01-13-2016, 11:28 AM	#6
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	that was stupid. everybody knows cavemen got bitches by wearing the dopest and cleanest furs, had a shit ton of tools, and constantly re-upped on meat. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

01-13-2016, 06:42 PM	#8
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	Phil is correct though. Whomever could provide the most, got the most. Human nature. __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

01-14-2016, 09:00 AM	#10
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	Well, according to definitive content, I know you remember him, I need to get him here, he wrote a verse about the caveman going clubbing with a shit ton of metaphors. After the "clubbing" they'd drag an unconscious penis pocket to the cave __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

01-13-2016, 01:12 AM	#2
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I think they prolly just took the pussy whenever.

01-13-2016, 01:48 AM	#3
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01-13-2016, 01:27 PM	#7
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Lol^

01-13-2016, 10:16 PM	#9
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	too funny phil. quite honestly there were probably more "rapes" back then; and when it happened, it wasn't as frowned upon like today. and i'm sure they werent always violent/horrible... some cavebitches would think "this is happening either way" so after the initial phase she "mind as well get into it, and enjoy at least a little bit" that's not PC but i'm not worried considering the crowd. i'm sure there were cavemen crushin it consensual as well