How did cavemen seduce women?
 

Here's one interpretation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBsn7qnRbh8

I think they prolly just took the pussy whenever.

@ill nik-A

no need for seduction at that time.

Shut your wack ass up

that was stupid.


everybody knows cavemen got bitches by wearing the dopest and cleanest furs, had a shit ton of tools, and constantly re-upped on meat.

Lol^

Phil is correct though. Whomever could provide the most, got the most. Human nature.

too funny phil.

quite honestly there were probably more "rapes" back then; and when it happened, it wasn't as frowned upon like today.

and i'm sure they werent always violent/horrible... some cavebitches would think "this is happening either way" so after the initial phase she "mind as well get into it, and enjoy at least a little bit"

that's not PC but i'm not worried considering the crowd.

i'm sure there were cavemen crushin it consensual as well

Well, according to definitive content, I know you remember him, I need to get him here, he wrote a verse about the caveman going clubbing with a shit ton of metaphors. After the "clubbing" they'd drag an unconscious penis pocket to the cave