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12-20-2015, 02:33 PM | #1 |
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5 Single Male Survival Tips
1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)
2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes 3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term). 4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill. 5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.
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12-20-2015, 02:39 PM | #2 |
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A+ thread Phil. That's real shit.
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12-20-2015, 02:57 PM | #3 |
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U forgot the ramen burritos
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12-20-2015, 03:22 PM | #4 |
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Ramen, peanut butter, chicken breast, and sriracha can make a broke man's pad Thai
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12-20-2015, 03:46 PM | #5 |
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But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually
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12-20-2015, 04:30 PM | #6 | |
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get this rep though
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12-20-2015, 11:29 PM | #7 | |
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those aren't my intentions tho lmao. I didn't get w/ her because her parents are loaded . my girls fam sells wheat directly to anhauser busch or w,e
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12-21-2015, 09:26 AM | #8 | |
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Niggas like you kill me. "Her fam sells wheat to anheur Busch" niggga shut that up. So do several other local farms nigga you think they got a lock on the wheat market? Her family is middle class and that's it. And this thread is for broke people. I have 40 pair of underwear and I always change my underwear after I take a dump. Wet wipes on deck too.
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12-21-2015, 09:48 AM | #9 | |
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^it's not trolling if it is a delusion, kids.
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12-21-2015, 11:03 AM | #10 |
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12-21-2015, 02:02 PM | #11 | |
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I guarantee they make more in 4 months than u do in a year Lol @ u thinking they operate one plot of land Besides..that's not the point. I m not involved so who cares. Her parents are loaded though.
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12-21-2015, 02:09 PM | #12 | |
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My parents make more than her parents substantially so but you'll never hear my girl talking about my parents money or she get left quick. I doubt they make more than me TBH. Maybe as a company but each individual salary is light. Point is don't bring up what your girl's parents have if you aren't contributing to your own wealth substantially. If you get my work ethic then one day your girl can brag about you.
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12-20-2015, 04:09 PM | #13 |
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Good job
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12-20-2015, 05:47 PM | #14 |
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3 - beer actually dehydrates.
B-
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12-20-2015, 08:22 PM | #15 |
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I def made a parenthetical statement which read "short term," though
B+?
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12-20-2015, 05:55 PM | #16 |
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Maybe wen I was 19?
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12-20-2015, 06:40 PM | #17 | |
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I have to agree with bags.
This is not fallout yet. If you are living like this past the age of 25 you are a loser.
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12-20-2015, 08:24 PM | #18 |
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What other age group is just starting to branch out besides those under the age of 30 though?
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12-20-2015, 08:27 PM | #19 | |
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How old are you?
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12-20-2015, 08:33 PM | #20 |
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This thread should be 5 Broke Single Male Survival Tips
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