How will the NCG above you die?

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:26 PM

Itt we kill each other.

Start with me.

El Muffin · 11-20-2015, 03:27 PM

Asphyxiation via fox pink thing

Wavy Crockett · 11-20-2015, 03:28 PM

Arterial blood loss from trying to improperly open a can of sardines

Ghost1 · 11-20-2015, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

Arterial blood loss from trying to improperly open a can of sardines

Bullet proof coffee

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Bullet proof coffee

Tries to find another girl to piss on. Fails. Tries to piss on himself. Swallows it. Drowns.

Ghost1 · 11-20-2015, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Tries to find another girl to piss on. Fails. Tries to piss on himself. Swallows it. Drowns.

Takes shrapnel from the d bomb I just texted to his girl. HA GET IT

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Takes shrapnel from the d bomb I just texted to his girl. HA GET IT

His dick is actually a bomb designed to explode when a females touches it.

Never explodes. Dies years later of loneliness.

El Muffin · 11-20-2015, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Takes shrapnel from the d bomb I just texted to his girl. HA GET IT

End stage syphillis

Wavy Crockett · 11-20-2015, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Bullet proof coffee

Gets arm stuck in the couch while trying to retrieve the remote, tries to saw the appendage off w/ the pocket knife he used to make his Bagatron helmet but fails to apply the tourniquet correctly & bleeds to death while Lost In Translation plays on repeat

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

Arterial blood loss from trying to improperly open a can of sardines

Ironically killed by the guy who just moved in next door.

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:28 PM

Loses battle on RB.

Kills himself.

Wavy Crockett · 11-20-2015, 03:30 PM

Liver hit by a stray during a neighborhood potato gun fight

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:31 PM

Ironically murdered with a gun in a bar.

Knux · 11-20-2015, 03:31 PM

being poor

Ghost1 · 11-20-2015, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Knux

being poor

Loooooool

Never dies.

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Knux

being poor

I should already be dead if this is how I'm going tbh.

Knux · 11-20-2015, 03:35 PM

by a hearty slap in the jibs

Knux · 11-20-2015, 03:35 PM

ok u faggots are posting too quickly. my posts are gettinng misdirected

Witty · 11-20-2015, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Knux

ok u faggots are posting too quickly. my posts are gettinng misdirected

Heart attack from misdirected posts induced rage.

Or something.

Ur hard to do.

Pause.

Ghost1 · 11-20-2015, 03:40 PM

Lol leaninnnnn

11-20-2015, 03:26 PM	#1
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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Loses battle on RB. Kills himself. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Wavy Crockett Crack Morris Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 330 Battle Record: 6-1 Champed - 1-2 Punch League - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 724009	Liver hit by a stray during a neighborhood potato gun fight __________________ Internet Friendship Club

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Ironically murdered with a gun in a bar. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-20-2015, 03:31 PM	#14
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