BEER LEAGUES

NYCSPITZ · 09-10-2015, 02:29 PM

I'm about to murder this beer league at the north end of central park. Outdoor rink, solid ice when the temperature is cold enough. NHL teams who wanna fuck around mid seaz go ther eto practice after shinny so I hopefully can see that this year, I know the pengos and philly came thru recently...fucked around.

I am going to dominate the league this year through unprecedented conditioning. I'm gonna treat it like junior when we practiced 5x/ week.

SIKE, 2x/ wk.

@CopyPat

everybody else stay away from thread

~RustyGunZ~ · 09-10-2015, 02:30 PM

Fucking duster

NYCSPITZ · 09-10-2015, 02:31 PM

lol ur a plug though

Diode · 09-10-2015, 02:48 PM

the laffs will offer you an ECHL bench contract and a paper bag full of poutine

NYCSPITZ · 09-10-2015, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode

the laffs will offer you an ECHL bench contract and a paper bag full of poutine

Give me two years of unlimited time, the best training opportunities, and practices ramping up from junior to college teams and I'd get a 8-12-20 line in the ECHL guaranteed. 18 PIM. That's given 2-4 min per game on the 1st PP.

Chill Phil · 09-10-2015, 02:54 PM

I'm really upset that this isn't about a league of competitive beer drinking.

For a split second I thought "here's something I'm good enough to champ on"

Fml. Is this some hockey shit?

YDK · 09-10-2015, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chill Phil

I'm really upset that this isn't about a league of competitive beer drinking.

For a split second I thought "here's something I'm good enough to champ on"

Fml. Is this some hockey shit?

CopyPat · 09-18-2015, 02:53 AM

ahahahaha SUP BRO!?
The whole league is seriously outdoors? That's gangsta

Golfed all summer. JUST started getting back into puck. Hands were still gold but stamina/lungs/legs were garbage... it's coming along nicely though!
I'll be playin 2-5 times a week all winter, haha too dope.
Backhand sauc'n deez nuts nah'mean?

NYCSPITZ · 09-18-2015, 02:57 AM

yea it's ill...swimming pool in the summer but with these long winters recently, should be a dope ass league...

only drawback is the pipes freeze up and sometimes you can't shower and gotta go back home smelling like hockey gear...I'm about to get a bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve. 2x week and I'll still be a top scorer, top league. All hail NYC BEER LEAGUES...

Diode · 09-18-2015, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve.

lold

Kill Spree · 09-18-2015, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

yea it's ill...swimming pool in the summer but with these long winters recently, should be a dope ass league...

only drawback is the pipes freeze up and sometimes you can't shower and gotta go back home smelling like hockey gear...I'm about to get a bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve. 2x week and I'll still be a top scorer, top league. All hail NYC BEER LEAGUES...

Wait did u play in the EC? Or fallow a team?

YDK · 09-18-2015, 10:40 AM

I still want a liquor league

NYCSPITZ · 09-18-2015, 11:45 AM

the echl? na...i went to hockey camp with and stayed at steven stamkos' house for a week when I was 12 though. it's an adult beer league in central park

Kill Spree · 09-18-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

the echl? na...i went to hockey camp with and stayed at steven stamkos' house for a week when I was 12 though. it's an adult beer league in central park

oh word i play in a beer league now to. kids i play with in the summer play in the east coast league and the sphl. beer leagues the way to go tho

NYCSPITZ · 09-18-2015, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Killing Spree

oh word i play in a beer league now to. kids i play with in the summer play in the east coast league and the sphl. beer leagues the way to go tho

true that's dope, where did u play bro

Kill Spree · 09-18-2015, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

true that's dope, where did u play bro

played for the maine moose. i've been playing in a Pro am league for years. but i made the cape cod barons and cape cod blue fins. and huntsville havoc just never sign contract with any of them cos u get pair 400 bucks a week to fight.

peep my buddy Corey bellamy on hockey fights.... hes aight at fighting but that my homie

NYCSPITZ · 09-18-2015, 09:28 PM

lol dope shit bro...EPHL right? i was gonna try out for the danbury whalers and brooklyn aviators before they collapsed but got injured training...went into other shit. who do the maine moose play?

Witty · 09-18-2015, 11:56 AM

I didn't read anything itt but is a beer league a league for drinking beer? I feel like I could win that tbirish.

YDK · 09-18-2015, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I didn't read anything itt but is a beer league a league for drinking beer? I feel like I could win that tbirish.

You got me with beer, but gimme some scotch or brandy and I'm ttfu

NYCSPITZ · 09-18-2015, 12:04 PM

witty I would beat you at that, except you might win stouts because they disgust me. I would outdrink anyone here on double IPAS and coronas

09-10-2015, 02:29 PM	#1
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	BEER LEAGUES I'm about to murder this beer league at the north end of central park. Outdoor rink, solid ice when the temperature is cold enough. NHL teams who wanna fuck around mid seaz go ther eto practice after shinny so I hopefully can see that this year, I know the pengos and philly came thru recently...fucked around. I am going to dominate the league this year through unprecedented conditioning. I'm gonna treat it like junior when we practiced 5x/ week. SIKE, 2x/ wk. @CopyPat everybody else stay away from thread __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

09-10-2015, 02:31 PM	#3
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	lol ur a plug though __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

09-10-2015, 02:48 PM	#4
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	the laffs will offer you an ECHL bench contract and a paper bag full of poutine __________________

09-10-2015, 02:54 PM	#6
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	I'm really upset that this isn't about a league of competitive beer drinking. For a split second I thought "here's something I'm good enough to champ on" Fml. Is this some hockey shit? __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

09-18-2015, 02:53 AM	#8
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 708 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742225	ahahahaha SUP BRO!? The whole league is seriously outdoors? That's gangsta Golfed all summer. JUST started getting back into puck. Hands were still gold but stamina/lungs/legs were garbage... it's coming along nicely though! I'll be playin 2-5 times a week all winter, haha too dope. Backhand sauc'n deez nuts nah'mean? __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.

09-10-2015, 02:30 PM	#2
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	Fucking duster

09-18-2015, 02:57 AM	#9
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	yea it's ill...swimming pool in the summer but with these long winters recently, should be a dope ass league... only drawback is the pipes freeze up and sometimes you can't shower and gotta go back home smelling like hockey gear...I'm about to get a bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve. 2x week and I'll still be a top scorer, top league. All hail NYC BEER LEAGUES... __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

09-18-2015, 10:40 AM	#12
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	I still want a liquor league __________________

09-18-2015, 11:45 AM	#13
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	the echl? na...i went to hockey camp with and stayed at steven stamkos' house for a week when I was 12 though. it's an adult beer league in central park __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

09-18-2015, 09:28 PM	#17
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	lol dope shit bro...EPHL right? i was gonna try out for the danbury whalers and brooklyn aviators before they collapsed but got injured training...went into other shit. who do the maine moose play? __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

09-18-2015, 11:56 AM	#18
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I didn't read anything itt but is a beer league a league for drinking beer? I feel like I could win that tbirish. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-18-2015, 12:04 PM	#20
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	witty I would beat you at that, except you might win stouts because they disgust me. I would outdrink anyone here on double IPAS and coronas __________________ UNIFIED THEORY