BEER LEAGUES
 

I'm about to murder this beer league at the north end of central park. Outdoor rink, solid ice when the temperature is cold enough. NHL teams who wanna fuck around mid seaz go ther eto practice after shinny so I hopefully can see that this year, I know the pengos and philly came thru recently...fucked around.

I am going to dominate the league this year through unprecedented conditioning. I'm gonna treat it like junior when we practiced 5x/ week.

SIKE, 2x/ wk.

@CopyPat

everybody else stay away from thread

Fucking duster

lol ur a plug though

the laffs will offer you an ECHL bench contract and a paper bag full of poutine

I'm really upset that this isn't about a league of competitive beer drinking.

For a split second I thought "here's something I'm good enough to champ on"

Fml. Is this some hockey shit?

Give me two years of unlimited time, the best training opportunities, and practices ramping up from junior to college teams and I'd get a 8-12-20 line in the ECHL guaranteed. 18 PIM. That's given 2-4 min per game on the 1st PP.

ahahahaha SUP BRO!?
The whole league is seriously outdoors? That's gangsta

Golfed all summer. JUST started getting back into puck. Hands were still gold but stamina/lungs/legs were garbage... it's coming along nicely though!
I'll be playin 2-5 times a week all winter, haha too dope.
Backhand sauc'n deez nuts nah'mean?

yea it's ill...swimming pool in the summer but with these long winters recently, should be a dope ass league...

only drawback is the pipes freeze up and sometimes you can't shower and gotta go back home smelling like hockey gear...I'm about to get a bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve. 2x week and I'll still be a top scorer, top league. All hail NYC BEER LEAGUES...

lold

I still want a liquor league

Wait did u play in the EC? Or fallow a team?

the echl? na...i went to hockey camp with and stayed at steven stamkos' house for a week when I was 12 though. it's an adult beer league in central park

I didn't read anything itt but is a beer league a league for drinking beer? I feel like I could win that tbirish.

witty I would beat you at that, except you might win stouts because they disgust me. I would outdrink anyone here on double IPAS and coronas

You got me with beer, but gimme some scotch or brandy and I'm ttfu

I am part whiskey.

This could be fun

Witty come to America, drink with me

I want some beer right now.

Donegal oh Donegal
blah bla blow oh drink