How do you know a woman is about to say something intelligent...?

Chill Phil · 07-16-2015, 06:42 PM

When she starts off by saying "a man once told me..."

Witty · 07-16-2015, 06:43 PM

how many women does it take to tile a roof?

depends how thin you slice them.

why do women get periods?

because they deserve them

what did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic woman get for christmas?

cancer

Mr. J · 07-16-2015, 07:02 PM

I honestly thought it was going to be the Einstein joke...

Geno · 07-16-2015, 07:40 PM

Lmaooo

Batty · 07-16-2015, 08:13 PM

Chill Phil · 07-16-2015, 08:24 PM

What does a battered wife do for her birthday?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Ghost1 · 07-16-2015, 08:26 PM

I have a headache guys. Enuff.

Chill Phil · 07-16-2015, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

I have a headache guys. Enuff.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.

El Muffin · 07-16-2015, 09:21 PM

Wtf man

These are old

Chill Phil · 07-16-2015, 09:53 PM

Duh, post some new ones.

Dope girl · 07-16-2015, 11:50 PM

Everyone knows women brain more wisely, so they say smart THINGS

Batty · 07-17-2015, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Everyone knows women brain more wisely, so they say smart THINGS

/thread

Chill Phil · 07-17-2015, 12:08 AM

Lololol

uh-oh · 07-17-2015, 05:47 PM

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